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[kris31280]

You better hope he doesn't miss and hit the USB port instead

OMG you people are so wrong!

 

[SoMDGirl42]

all guys have a cool pickup line.
Mine is "hey your shoes are untied" and when they look down i club em over the head and drag em unconcious back to the house.
9x outta 10 it doesnt work in my favor

 

[CRoyal]

it doesnt matter if they are even barefoot...they always look down, it's an involuntary instinct.

oh by the way your shoe is untied

Ow.. not hard enough.
Kicks you in your shin and runs away*

 

[CRoyal]

You better hope he doesn't miss and hit the USB port instead

You should really address your 'USB' obesession....

 

[SoMDGirl42]

You should really address your 'USB' obesession....

Mudd has the USB obsession

 

[mudd]

Ow.. not hard enough.
Kicks you in your shin and runs away*

i'm a pretty good aim with a club, while your runnin i can take out your leggs from 30+ yards.
you may be a lil bloody from the fall but I can work around that

 

[migtig]

What's your pick up line?

It's usually I'm not interested.

 

[migtig]

i'm a pretty good aim with a club, while your runnin i can take out your leggs from 30+ yards.
you may be a lil bloody from the fall but I can work around that

My money's on CDawg taking the club out of your hands and beating you to death with it. Any takers? Odds are 50 to 1 in CDawg's favor.

 

[mudd]

My money's on CDawg taking the club out of your hands and beating you to death with it. Any takers? Odds are 50 to 1 in CDawg's favor.

thats usually the 9x outta 10 deal
But i have good ins.
AFLAK!

 

[CRoyal]

My money's on CDawg taking the club out of your hands and beating you to death with it. Any takers? Odds are 50 to 1 in CDawg's favor.

 

[DreamBlaze]

It's usually I'm not interested.

I can relate, that's why I usually don't use pick up lines down here. Not enough to practice.

I bet you have all the guys fawning over you.

 

[migtig]

I really can visualize this.

 

[kris31280]

I can relate, that's why I usually don't use pick up lines down here. Not enough to practice.

I bet you have all the guys fawning over you.

She is a grade A smokin' hottie....

 

[migtig]

I can relate, that's why I usually don't use pick up lines down here. Not enough to practice.

I bet you have all the guys fawning over you.

That's a line and a half right there.

 

[migtig]

She is a grade A smokin' hottie....

That's Pixie.

 

[CRoyal]

I really can visualize this.

Cavewoman strikes back

 

[kris31280]

That's Pixie.

Pixie is a Grade AA smokin' hottie... she's kind of the golden idol on the pedistal that many try to duplicate but never are able to

 

[DreamBlaze]

Pixie is a Grade AA smokin' hottie... she's kind of the golden idol on the pedistal that many try to duplicate but never are able to

That's great, when's the fieldtrip to the Museum?

 

[mudd]

Cavewoman strikes back

are you THAT hairy?

 

[DreamBlaze]

That's Pixie.

Awww, you are all so modest.