Dog crap etiquette...

[Larry Gude]

Is it better to look away and give the pooch some privacy? I mean, for those of you who choose to place man's 'best' friend in shackles, privacy is relative. However, when your pooch is running free, if only for the golden moment or so, what is best?

The only thing as pathetic as a dog hunched over taking a crap is having a handful of your buddies hair as she, or he, wretches up that one last drink they just HAD to have. Along with everything else they've consumed the last 6 hours and, all too often, it seems, their spleen, tail bone and other internal organs and/or structures. Bits of lung. License plates. You get the picture. Seeings how they will otherwise drown in their own puke, you kinda gotta be there but, what of the dog?

See, the thing is, if we just keep walking, I'm not sure if it is creating poopus-interuptus as she gets rather anxious to catch up with us thus short circuiting a healthy and satisfying dump, or, is she happier being left alone for a moment or two?

Any dog bodily function experts out there?

And, given the crap and non sense you people typically post about, I don't wanna hear any smart allelic or otherwise disparaging comments about this topic!

 

[desertrat]

Is it better to look away and give the pooch some privacy? I mean, for those of you who choose to place man's 'best' friend in shackles, privacy is relative. However, when your pooch is running free, if only for the golden moment or so, what is best?

The only thing as pathetic as a dog hunched over taking a crap is having a handful of your buddies hair as she, or he, wretches up that one last drink they just HAD to have. Along with everything else they've consumed the last 6 hours and, all too often, it seems, their spleen, tail bone and other internal organs and/or structures. Bits of lung. License plates. You get the picture. Seeings how they will otherwise drown in their own puke, you kinda gotta be there but, what of the dog?

See, the thing is, if we just keep walking, I'm not sure if it is creating poopus-interuptus as she gets rather anxious to catch up with us thus short circuiting a healthy and satisfying dump, or, is she happier being left alone for a moment or two?

Any dog bodily function experts out there?

And, given the crap and non sense you people typically post about, I don't wanna hear any smart allelic or otherwise disparaging comments about this topic!

Who posts about crap?

Anyway to answer your question, I think it would be nice to join in the moment. Assuming you aren't where you could get arrested or anything. This lets the dog know what he is doing is the right thing and in a good spot.

 

[DoWhat]

Any dog bodily function experts out there?

I hope you pick it up if it ain't in your yard.

 

[Dupontster]

Is it better to look away and give the pooch some privacy? I mean, for those of you who choose to place man's 'best' friend in shackles, privacy is relative. However, when your pooch is running free, if only for the golden moment or so, what is best?

The only thing as pathetic as a dog hunched over taking a crap is having a handful of your buddies hair as she, or he, wretches up that one last drink they just HAD to have. Along with everything else they've consumed the last 6 hours and, all too often, it seems, their spleen, tail bone and other internal organs and/or structures. Bits of lung. License plates. You get the picture. Seeings how they will otherwise drown in their own puke, you kinda gotta be there but, what of the dog?

See, the thing is, if we just keep walking, I'm not sure if it is creating poopus-interuptus as she gets rather anxious to catch up with us thus short circuiting a healthy and satisfying dump, or, is she happier being left alone for a moment or two?

Any dog bodily function experts out there?

And, given the crap and non sense you people typically post about, I don't wanna hear any smart allelic or otherwise disparaging comments about this topic!

You start a topic about dog chit and you don't want to hear any disparaging comments....OK then, we'll leave it at that...Won't get any crap from me..
OH and BTW....Happy Birfday

 

[aps45819]

My parents had a dog that wouldn't crap if someone was watching.

that was a weird dog

 

[CrashTest]

I hope you pick it up if it ain't in your yard.

Get a cat. Cat will dig a hole, $hit in it, then cover it up when she's done.

 

[Bann]

Is it better to look away and give the pooch some privacy? I mean, for those of you who choose to place man's 'best' friend in shackles, privacy is relative. However, when your pooch is running free, if only for the golden moment or so, what is best?

The only thing as pathetic as a dog hunched over taking a crap is having a handful of your buddies hair as she, or he, wretches up that one last drink they just HAD to have. Along with everything else they've consumed the last 6 hours and, all too often, it seems, their spleen, tail bone and other internal organs and/or structures. Bits of lung. License plates. You get the picture. Seeings how they will otherwise drown in their own puke, you kinda gotta be there but, what of the dog?

See, the thing is, if we just keep walking, I'm not sure if it is creating poopus-interuptus as she gets rather anxious to catch up with us thus short circuiting a healthy and satisfying dump, or, is she happier being left alone for a moment or two?

Any dog bodily function experts out there?

And, given the crap and non sense you people typically post about, I don't wanna hear any smart allelic or otherwise disparaging comments about this topic!

 

[Larry Gude]

Get a cat. Cat will dig a hole, cat in it, then cover it up

I'm with you.

 

[Larry Gude]

My parents had a dog that wouldn't crap if someone was watching.

that was a weird dog

So this tread is topical and relevant. Ha. Even when I post about seemingly just ####, its still informative and interesting.

 

[desertrat]

My parents had a dog that wouldn't crap if someone was watching.

that was a weird dog

Ours prefers to be out of our sight. He runs around behind the shed. When he comes back out he is a very happy pooch. Hauls a$$ back on the deck.

 

[Wenchy]

I've NEVER found dog crap in the backyard. I don't even want to ponder why. He goes out, comes back in and doesn't do his business in the house. Pet doors are awesome.

 

[drivingdaisy]

Oh the look my parents' dog gives you if you are looking at him while he poops is awesome. Even on the leash he expects you to look the other way.

 

[vraiblonde]

I look right at Apollo. Sometimes I taunt him - "Ha ha, if that cute Bichon could see you now." He tries to avoid me, though. He'll glance up like, "Sorry," then he looks down while he makes his doodle.

 

[Roman]

Isn't that CUTE?? My dog gets a Guilt look when she farts!!

 

[Larry Gude]

Isn't that CUTE?? My dog gets a Guilt look when she farts!!

Not mine. SBD all the way "Who, moi???"

 

[czygvtwkr]

Get a cat. Cat will dig a hole, $hit in it, then cover it up when she's done.

Wish my ole ladys cat did that. It craps on my floor all the time.

 

[ArkRescue]

You start a topic about dog chit and you don't want to hear any disparaging comments....OK then, we'll leave it at that...Won't get any crap from me..
OH and BTW....Happy Birfday

HEY! I thought it was Burfday?

 

[Larry Gude]

Wish my ole ladys cat did that. It craps on my floor all the time.

It could always be worse. The lil' bastard could be crapping on the ceiling...

:shrug:

 

[nobody really]

Who posts about crap?

Anyway to answer your question, I think it would be nice to join in the moment. Assuming you aren't where you could get arrested or anything. This lets the dog know what he is doing is the right thing and in a good spot.

most of us

 

[Roman]

Now THAT"S FUNNY!!