Don't you just hate it when.........
- Thread starter jrogers
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Katie
Guest
the guy that you are dating gets so dead &&s drunk that he pukes on your rug.
Thats a big Yak Attack! 
K
Katie
Guest
It was a real life experience. It was NASTY to deal with. We never went out again.
Both Climactic and anti-climactic at the same time! 
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
Don't you hate it when
-- the guy you go on a date with turns out to be a stalker
--when you call the cops on your stalker - they say "sorry ma'am - we can't do anything until he actually causes you bodily harm"
--stalkers keep showing up (on the forum - in your parking lot, at your job, at Ruby Tuesday's)
--you are in a do not pass zone and the person in front of you is driving 35 in a 55
--really ugly old guys with no hair are driving the really hot cars next to you
--when you answer the phone without looking at your caller id
--when you have the work load from he double hockey sticks, and someone comes up to you and says "are you busy?"
--when you place an order in the drive thru - don't check the bag until you get home, and find out it isn't what you wanted
--you are having a bad hair day - wore no make up and have your "fat clothes" on when in walks the man of your dreams
--when your dog throws up on you and then looks at you like "are you going to beat me"
--you go out to a liquid lunch, come back and you still work at the same place with the same people that made you want to take a liquid lunch in the first place
--people forget how to drive because it is raining
--people buy suv's because they couldn't drive to begin with and needed a safer vehicle
--the gun you wanted to buy is illegal in Maryland
-- the guy you go on a date with turns out to be a stalker
--when you call the cops on your stalker - they say "sorry ma'am - we can't do anything until he actually causes you bodily harm"
--stalkers keep showing up (on the forum - in your parking lot, at your job, at Ruby Tuesday's)
--you are in a do not pass zone and the person in front of you is driving 35 in a 55
--really ugly old guys with no hair are driving the really hot cars next to you
--when you answer the phone without looking at your caller id
--when you have the work load from he double hockey sticks, and someone comes up to you and says "are you busy?"
--when you place an order in the drive thru - don't check the bag until you get home, and find out it isn't what you wanted
--you are having a bad hair day - wore no make up and have your "fat clothes" on when in walks the man of your dreams
--when your dog throws up on you and then looks at you like "are you going to beat me"
--you go out to a liquid lunch, come back and you still work at the same place with the same people that made you want to take a liquid lunch in the first place
--people forget how to drive because it is raining
--people buy suv's because they couldn't drive to begin with and needed a safer vehicle
--the gun you wanted to buy is illegal in Maryland
Sierra39
Hairball Magnet
Sometimes good things happen...
Just to prove things aren't THAT bad in my life, here's the flip side! (And at least I don't have a date barfing on my floor – yet!)
Don't you just LOVE it when...
...you get $2K back on your income taxes?
...you get a WHOLE WEEK of peace & quiet when your kid goes to her dad's?
...you actually PICK the "fast line" in the store?
...you find a $20 bill in the parking lot?
...your dog keeps your feet warm on a cold night?
...your friend calls just to tell you she likes having you as a friend?
...the weather actually cooperates when you plan something? (Girl's Night!)
...your boss tells you to go home early?
...you get to sleep in?
...you order a "tall" at Starbucks and you get a "grande" by mistake?
...your kid gives you a spontaneous hug?
...spring comes early?
...summer ends early?
...winter starts late?
...someone mows the lawn for you on a stinkin' hot day?
...the pool water stays cool enough to feel good when it's hot?
...you thought you were out of beer, but find one hiding behind the milk carton?
...the french fries are fresh, hot and crispy?
...you win something?
...you're take a "mental health day" and just lay around in dirty sweats, watching TV, and eating junk food all day?
...you have a weekend where you don't HAVE to be anywhere or do anything?
...you can sit and watch the sun set?
...you know EXACTLY where you left your keys?
...your kid/spouse/SO steps on the hairball your cat yakked up instead of you?
Just to prove things aren't THAT bad in my life, here's the flip side! (And at least I don't have a date barfing on my floor – yet!)
Don't you just LOVE it when...
...you get $2K back on your income taxes?
...you get a WHOLE WEEK of peace & quiet when your kid goes to her dad's?
...you actually PICK the "fast line" in the store?
...you find a $20 bill in the parking lot?
...your dog keeps your feet warm on a cold night?
...your friend calls just to tell you she likes having you as a friend?
...the weather actually cooperates when you plan something? (Girl's Night!)
...your boss tells you to go home early?
...you get to sleep in?
...you order a "tall" at Starbucks and you get a "grande" by mistake?
...your kid gives you a spontaneous hug?
...spring comes early?
...summer ends early?
...winter starts late?
...someone mows the lawn for you on a stinkin' hot day?
...the pool water stays cool enough to feel good when it's hot?
...you thought you were out of beer, but find one hiding behind the milk carton?
...the french fries are fresh, hot and crispy?
...you win something?
...you're take a "mental health day" and just lay around in dirty sweats, watching TV, and eating junk food all day?
...you have a weekend where you don't HAVE to be anywhere or do anything?
...you can sit and watch the sun set?
...you know EXACTLY where you left your keys?
...your kid/spouse/SO steps on the hairball your cat yakked up instead of you?
Sierra39
Hairball Magnet
DEEP-VOICED ANNOUNCER: "Coming soon, to a theater near YOU..."
SHRILL HYSTERICAL WOMAN: "EWWWW! Look! Up on the bar! It's a RED worm! It's WIGGLY and tiny!"
FRECKLE-FACED KID: "Hey, it's the RED WIGGLER!"
(start superhero theme song soundtrack, "I'm Too Sexy for My Shorts")
DEEP-VOICE ANNOUNCER: "Able to overcome evil by inducing uncontrollable, lethal fits of laughter... Able to project toxic vomit up to 20 feet away...
It's the RED WIGGLER!"
"The Red Wiggler fights evil by whipping it out and making the bad guys laugh until they die!" (laughter soundtrack followed by dramatic dying sound)
"And if THAT fails, the Red Wiggler will barf up a toxic mix of spaghetti, chocolate and beer, the look and smell of which will overcome those who are still ALIVE..." (barfing noise soundtrack followed by even MORE dramatic dying sound)
"DON'T MISS...THE RED WIGGLER!"
(superhero theme song soundtrack swells, then fades...)
SHRILL HYSTERICAL WOMAN: "EWWWW! Look! Up on the bar! It's a RED worm! It's WIGGLY and tiny!"
FRECKLE-FACED KID: "Hey, it's the RED WIGGLER!"
(start superhero theme song soundtrack, "I'm Too Sexy for My Shorts")
DEEP-VOICE ANNOUNCER: "Able to overcome evil by inducing uncontrollable, lethal fits of laughter... Able to project toxic vomit up to 20 feet away...
It's the RED WIGGLER!"
"The Red Wiggler fights evil by whipping it out and making the bad guys laugh until they die!" (laughter soundtrack followed by dramatic dying sound)
"And if THAT fails, the Red Wiggler will barf up a toxic mix of spaghetti, chocolate and beer, the look and smell of which will overcome those who are still ALIVE..." (barfing noise soundtrack followed by even MORE dramatic dying sound)
"DON'T MISS...THE RED WIGGLER!"
(superhero theme song soundtrack swells, then fades...)
K
Katie
Guest
I got one that just kind of irriates me not really hate it. But when you work for a government contractor making them tons of money and they stick you in an office with 3 other people, but the overhead people get their own offices. That gets on my nerves.
S
*sunkist girl*
Guest
I can tell you some horror stories about contracting !!!!!!!!!
K
Katie
Guest
Oh I have heard of a few. I have only done government contracting for about a year now. I kind of miss the public sector sometimes, but then I hear about people I know getting laid off, and I enjoy doing what I do.