Don't you just hate it when.........

Sierra39

Hairball Magnet
Bathroom Woes

I'm sure my bathroom was sub-standard for the Sierra Club Meeting last night! The maid called in sick, so it was a little grody! I think there was TP, though...forgot the hand towel, so everyone probably had to wipe their wet hands on their pants! oops!

The bathroom is a source of MUCH stress in my house. My daughter takes my hairbrush, shampoo, etc. (because no matter what I buy her, she likes MINE better!) AND leaves 2 squares of TP on the roll without changing it! Arrgghh! And my FAVORITE is when she's trapped on the throne without TP or a feminine hygiene product, and she just sits there and yells, "MOOOOMMMM!" until I come rescue her... but she plays deaf when I need rescuing!
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Men vs. Women/Up vs. Down

It's a simple matter of majority rules. Men use the seat up AND down, women only use it down. Therefore, seat down is the norm and that's how it must be returned when used abnormally.

Ta-DAH!
 

bknarw

Attire Monitor
Okay, then, how bout this?

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Men vs. Women/Up vs. Down

It's a simple matter of majority rules. Men use the seat up AND down, women only use it down. Therefore, seat down is the norm and that's how it must be returned when used abnormally.

Ta-DAH!

Toilet paper. Should the roll be facing so the end of the roll is facing toward the room, or straight down behind the roll?
 
O

OJsGuilty

Guest
It's gotta be over the top towards you. I can't stand scraping against the wall when trying to get at the papaer. Right?:wink:
 
S

*sunkist girl*

Guest
Originally posted by SxyPrincess


This doesn't bother me. I look at it from a reverse view--men get mad when we close the seat so therefore...what's it matter??? :confused:

The main reason I like the seat down I guess is for appearance as well.
blonde I know what you mean but now I am in the habit of checking before I sit or checking before I get in the shower. MY girls are infamous for leaving everything empty.
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Re: Okay, then, how bout this?

Originally posted by bknarw


Toilet paper. Should the roll be facing so the end of the roll is facing toward the room, or straight down behind the roll?

Straight down behind the roll, or "under". That way, I can use my wrist to brace the roll while I tear off the sheet. This doesn't work if the roll end faces the room, or "over".
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
I hate Seat-Pissers! Grown women in the building that pee all over the seat and not clean up after themselves or just use a seat cover and sit down! :barf:
 

bknarw

Attire Monitor
Re: Re: Okay, then, how bout this?

Originally posted by Tonio


Straight down behind the roll, or "under". That way, I can use my wrist to brace the roll while I tear off the sheet. This doesn't work if the roll end faces the room, or "over".


Interesting...but I have to agree with OJ. I think it belongs over the top and toward you.
 

SxyPrincess

New Member
Originally posted by RoseRed
I hate Seat-Pissers! Grown women in the building that pee all over the seat and not clean up after themselves or just use a seat cover and sit down! :barf:

My company occupies 2/4 floors in a building. I'm on the second floor and the bathroom couldn't be neater. It ALWAY'S smells pleasant, and is kept tidy.

Now, on the first floor, :barf: I went downstairs to use the bathroom ONCE and that was it. Yucky!!!
 

tater

New Member
Originally posted by RoseRed
I hate Seat-Pissers! Grown women in the building that pee all over the seat and not clean up after themselves or just use a seat cover and sit down! :barf:

Whooooaaaaaa...... ok, fill me in...... I never had any idea that women do that too (pee on the seat). WTF?? HowTF? Floating, standing, flying??

Ohhh, and while I'm on the taboo subject of a women's bathroom........ do yall also have graffiti or jokes on the wall, or even worse......boogers. Sorry to be gross, but I figured, what the he//.

Speaking of jokes on the wall......my favorite is "please do not throw toothpicks in the urinal, crabs here have learned to pole-vault" :lmao:
 

bknarw

Attire Monitor
Originally posted by tater


Whooooaaaaaa...... ok, fill me in...... I never had any idea that women do that too (pee on the seat). WTF?? HowTF? Floating, standing, flying??

Ohhh, and while I'm on the taboo subject of a women's bathroom........ do yall also have graffiti or jokes on the wall, or even worse......boogers. Sorry to be gross, but I figured, what the he//.

Speaking of jokes on the wall......my favorite is "please do not throw toothpicks in the urinal, crabs here have learned to pole-vault" :lmao:


Ever use the urinal at Casey Jones' in La Plata?
The "Grout Guy" has a great series of one liners in the grout between the tiles above the urinals.
Like..."Grout is Great...Grout is Good"...or...."Let's g'rout tonight!"
etc...
 

tater

New Member
Originally posted by bknarw



Ever use the urinal at Casey Jones' in La Plata?
The "Grout Guy" has a great series of one liners in the grout between the tiles above the urinals.
Like..."Grout is Great...Grout is Good"...or...."Let's g'rout tonight!"
etc...

Never had the pleasure. Where is it? What kind of place is it? Oh..... you know what......it doesn't matter. For some good, crude, bathroom graffiti funnies........I'm there dude :roflmao:
 
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