Double Standards

[gumbo]

Your foreskin is showing.

Yes I know.it has a MPD too..See post above

 

[bcp]

I've lived down here in Amish country my whole driving life and I've passed more than a few buggies.......like any other time behind the wheel, pay attention and drive defensively.

Hey try this some time when you need a laugh.

pull up next to the horse and blast one of those canned air boat horns in its ears..

when the buggy flies past you at like 90mph, you can hear the little Amish guy inside calling you an ignorant *ock sucking *astard,

I dont know why,, but it just makes me laugh every time.

 

[BuddyLee]

If I'm driving and there just so happens to be double solid yellow lines and nothing but a buggy in front of me, I'll pass.

Even the Amish in the buggy might think you're crazy for following behind that slow. "Hey sir, are you stalking us or something?"

 

[bcp]

Even the Amish in the buggy might think you're crazy for following behind that slow. "Hey sir, are you stalking us or something?"

And the answer?

No Sir, I am not stalking you,, but I would like to bang your daughter until she screams for God at the top of her lungs, If its all the same to you.

 

[BuddyLee]

And the answer?

No Sir, I am not stalking you,, but I would like to bang your daughter until she screams for God at the top of her lungs, If its all the same to you.

Are there any hot Amish gals? This begs another question... Do guys peer at Amish girls as much as they would with some random girl?

 

[Wenchy]

Are there any hot Amish gals? This begs another question... Do guys peer at Amish girls as much as they would with some random girl?

Of course they do! Any woman is worthy of a first glance (peer)

All men have an excuse with the Amish female: "Honey...I'm just checking out the buggy".

 

[bcp]

Of course they do! Any woman is worthy of a first glance (peer)

All men have an excuse with the Amish female: "Honey...I'm just checking out the buggy".

If they got buggies down there, I want nothing to do with them.

 

[justbeachy]

I'd pass a buggy on a double yellow.... I'd pass a slow car on a double yellow... then again, I've been accused of extreem driving.. lead foot... what can I say.. I CAN'T DRIVE 55!