Thank heavens! The New York Post ran a relieving story yesterday headlined, “
Biden insists drones pose ‘no sense of danger’ in first comments on mysterious sightings.” So you can relax now.
For the first time, Presidential Cabbage and White House termite Joe Biden mumbled through an answer to reporters’ questions about the New Jersey mystery drones. Fortunately, the leader of the free world cleared up the whole misunderstanding and clarified exactly what has caused all this commotion. Haha, just kidding. Biden didn’t deliver anything except a side of world salad.
Actually, Biden has
no idea what the drones are, but like other Executive-branch officials, he is perfectly content not to know. He thinks it is nothing to worry about. What confuses him is why everybody else seems so worked up about it all of a sudden.
Yesterday, in a joint statement, the Pentagon, Department of Homeland Security, Federal Aviation Administration, and the FBI
all said their assessment is the drone sightings “include a combination of lawful commercial drones, hobbyist drones, and law enforcement drones, as well as manned fixed-wing aircraft, helicopters, and stars mistakenly reported as drones.”
It’s all clear now. There you go. You guys need to calling 911 with all these crazy UFO reports. I mean,
please. The feds have lots more important things to do than running down weather balloons floating over U.S. military bases.
Of course, the so-called “stars” have been spotted by public officials, local police, and countless reliable citizens who never reported seeing stars as UFOs before. But who knows. Maybe it’s mass hysteria caused by bad clams or something.
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