Dumb or embarrassing lyrics

[Tonio]

"Love's like a muscle and you make me wanna flex" -- Kiss, Let's Put the X in Sex

"It's been so long since I found you, yet it seems like yesterday" -- Expose, Seasons Change (This one is a contradiction in terms)

"You're a hot-blooded woman-child, and it's warm where you're touching me" -- Mac Davis, Baby Don't Get Hooked on Me

 

[vraiblonde]

"Thunder is your night light
"Magic is your dream"
And as I held her
She said, "See what I mean?"

-Undercover Angel, Alan O'Day

"This is a story about Billy and Sue
They were in love as any other two
But Billy had to die
And when you hear the reason why –
You'll hang your head and cry"

-Billy and Sue, BJ Thomas (this whole song is just...guh!)

My God! Now that I'm thinking about it, there are so many songwriters that should just be shot!

Billy, Don't Be A Hero

The Night Chicago Died

Torn Between Two Lovers

I've Never Been To Me

Yarrrgh!

 

[Kain99]

Always

This Pistol shaking in my hands and all I hear is the sound: I Love you , I hate you, I can't get around you, I breathe you, I taste you, I can't live without you. I just can't take anymore of this life of solitude I guess I'm out the door and I'm done with you!

Saliva (Back into your system)

What happened to the Pistol????

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by kwillia
MacArthur's Park

And re-made about a thousand times! Why do people do this?

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by kwillia
"Daddy, please don't...
It wasn't his fault, he means so much to me.
Daddy,please don't.. we're gonna get mar-r-ied."

Kwillia, don't you EVER do that again!!!!!

 

[Kain99]

You may be right! I may be crazy!

Billy Joel

or, my sisters version: You make the rice, I'll make the gravy!

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by Kain99
You may be right! I may be crazy!

What!?! That's a GREAT song! "But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for..."

Now I'm going to have to crank up some Thorogood to get that "Run Joey Run" chick's voice out of my head.

 

[Otter]

The Worst

"Feelings"

Feelings
Nothing more than feelings
Trying to forget my
Feelings of hate

Imagine
Beating on your face
Trying to forget my
Feelings of hate

Feelings
For all my life i'll feel it
I wish I'd never met you
You'll make me sick again

Feelings, oh oh feelings
Of hate on my mind

Feelings
Feelings like I never liked you
Feelings like I want to kill you
Live in my heart

Feelings
Feelings like I wanna deck you
Feelings like I've gotta get you
Out of my life

Feelings, oh oh feelings
The hate's in my eyes

Feelings, oh oh feelings
You're not very nice

 

[RoseRed]

She ran calling Wiiildfiiiiire......

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, but the stars we could reach were only starfish on the beach....

 

[RoseRed]

Re: The Worst

Originally posted by otter
"Feelings"

@ Otter

 

[Kain99]

Feelings

Funny, I don't exactly remember those lyrics.

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by RoseRed
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun, but the stars we could reach were only starfish on the beach....

*shriek* *she runs screaming*
We used to sing "We had joy, we had fun, we went streaking in the sun, but the cops had their guns and they shot us in the buns."

 

[vraiblonde]

Here's another good one:

"Shannon is gone - I heard she's drifted out to sea...."

*shriek*

 

[Otter]

Originally posted by kwillia
Then there is that really weird line in "Purple Haze"...

"Excuse me while I kiss this guy...." :shrug:

Yeah yeah sure sure

 

[Kain99]

Raindrops keep falling on my head
and just like the guy who's feet are too big for his bed......

BJ Thomas

 

[Otter]

Mmm bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, ba duba dop - Ba du - Mmm bop, ba duba dop - Ba du bop, Ba du dop - Ba du bop, Ba du dop - Ba du

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by kwillia
You have just ruined this song for me

Oh yeah, like it wasn't crap to begin with

"So who is Lodi and do you think she was embarrassed when he got stuck?"

I always thought it was "suckin' an old ti-ya (tire)".

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by kwillia
Grouchy Smurf

That would be a GREAT member title!

 

[Kain99]

Unskinny Bop Just blows me away
Unskinny Bop, bop All night and day
Unskinny Bop, bop, bop, bop
She just love to play.

Major Uggh!
Poison

 

[pixiegirl]

I hate just about anything from the B 52's. This is the one song that was soooo stupid it was funny.

Monster (in my pants) by B-52's:


there's a monster in my pants
and it does a nasty dance
when it moves in and out
everybody starts to shout

monster AHHH!
monster ahhh..
get out of here monster!
monster!
monster!
get out of here monster!

there's a monster in my pants
and it does a naughty dance
when it sees the light of day
you can hear the people say

oh no a monster!
oh no a monster!
oh no oh oh oh no a giant monster
monster!
monster!
oh no a giant monster!

Shut the window bolt the door
don't wanna see that monster no more

Shut the window bolt the door
don't wanna see that monster no more

there's a monster in my pants
and it does a modern dance
when it comes into a room
people hit it with a broom

take that, monster!
take that, monster!
take it! take it!
take that you awful thing!

take that AAAAH!
take that aaaah...
take that you naughty thing

they don't wear pants on the other side of France
but they do wear fleece to protect them from the beast

monster!
monster!
oh gee a pregnant monster!

there's a monster on the run
and it wants to have some fun
when it flies into the air
all the people stop and stare
the guys give a yell (uuuuh!)
and the girls start to shriek (AAAH!)
when they see it's giant claws
and it's razor sharp beak

guy: gosh will you look at that thang!
girl: and Ithought dinosaurs were extinct!

(roaring and screaming)