Dumb or embarrassing lyrics

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Kain99

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Originally posted by kwillia
:lmao: You remind me of Grouchy Smurf... Did you have your arms crossed while you typed that? :lmao:

La la la-la la la,
Sing a happy song.
La la la-la la la,
Smurf your whole day long.

[Whistled]

La la la-la la la

[Papa Smurf speaks]

Smurf along with me!

[Whistled]

La la la-la la la

[Papa Smurf speaks]

Simple as can be.

[Sung by Smurfs in unison]

Next time you're feeling blue just let a smile begin,
Happy things will come to you...

[Smurfette speaks]

So smurf yourself a grin!

[Ominous Gargamel music]

[Gargamel speaks]

Oooooo I hate Smurfs!

[Azrael meows]

[Gargamel speaks]

I'll get you, I'll get all of you if it's the last thing I ever do! hehehehe!

[Sung by Smurfs in unison]

La la la-la la la,
Now you know the tune,

[Harmony Smurf plays the "la la la-la la la" tune (barely) on his off key trumpet]

[Sung by Smurfs in unison, accentuated for finale]

You'll be Smurfing soon!
 

RoseRed

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Originally posted by vraiblonde
*shriek* *she runs screaming*
We used to sing "We had joy, we had fun, we went streaking in the sun, but the cops had their guns and they shot us in the buns."
:lmao:
:roflmao: That is the best rendition I have heard! :roflmao:

Now for all of the Carpenter's song when I used to ice skate as a kid at Chuck Thompson's Winter Wonderland....
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
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Originally posted by kwillia
If you are lucky... you have sound on your pc so you can get the full enjoyment... If you wanna get lucky... be sure to grab the person nearest the dance floor when they play this at the club and that person will be yours for the night.... :banana:
http://users.cis.net/sammy/magnet.htm
You know what is really funny? Several years ago, there was a guy in my building that tired to pick up on one of the girls and he actually used the "I am Magnet and You Are Steel" in his pick up line. Thought I would fall out of my cubicle laughing so hard! :roflmao:
 

Frank

Chairman of the Board
Originally posted by kwillia
Well, then.. what about CCR.... "...there's a bathroom on the right." (It's in Bad Moon on the Rise). :biggrin:

My version goes :

Don't go out tonite - without your flashlight - there's a bathroom on the right.
 

vraiblonde

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For Kwillia:

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I thought about really torturing you all and making it autostart when the page loads. :lmao:
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
What is it with Top 40 and death? The late '50s had Leader of the Pack by the Shangri-Las and Last Kiss by J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers (recently covered by Pearl Jam). These were actually listenable.

Wildfire by Martin Michael Murphy and Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks would be on my all-time worst list. But the absolute testosterone-sapping song is Honey by Bobby Goldsboro. (Is there a suicide smiley, or would that be in bad taste?)
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
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Originally posted by Tonio
But the absolute testosterone-sapping song is Honey by Bobby Goldsboro. (Is there a suicide smiley, or would that be in bad taste?)

:roflmao: I was just thinking of that song while reading this thread! You are SO right on. :lmao:
 

vraiblonde

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Hampton Comes Alive

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RoseRed

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Anyone Remember This One?

:lmao:

Double Dutch Bus

Give me a ## if you've got your funky bus fare... ##

There's a double dutch bus comin' down the street
Movin pretty fast
So kinda shuffle your feet
Get on the bus and pay your fare
And tell the driver that you're
Goin' to a Double Dutch Affair
Fe Fi Fo Fum
Well I'll be darn here it comes
The Double Dutch Bus is on the street
You'd better get off the curb
Move your feet

Bus fare trans-pass
That's the way my money lasts
Ain't got no car to get around
When I go to work I've gotta go downtown
Now I've missed my train
That's a darn shame
When I'm running late no sleep's to blame
If you've gotta wife you know I'm right
Gotta special man well I can understand
Uptown, downtown everybody's getting down
Say uptown say downtown
Well I've missed my bus I know I'm late
I've gotta do something I knio0w I hate
I'm gonna walk to work fifteen blocks
I already got a hole in my socks
Go ahead and laugh that's okay
Cause what I really wanna say
I got bad feet my corns hurt
To top it off I'm lost for work
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
Let me show you how to walk
When I gotta do my funky walk
Let me tell you what I say
When I'm dealing with the funky sidewalk
I say sssssssss-sugar

(Rep with children)

Bip, bomp, bam alakazam
But only when you're grooving
With the Double Dutch Man
Put on your skates don't forget your rope
Cause I know I'm gonna see you
At my Double Dutch Show
Rebecca, Lolita, Veshawn and Dawn
Everytime you do the Double Dutch you really turn it on '
Bilzarbra, Mitzery, Milzetty, Kilsan
Titzommy, Kitzerrance, Kilzommy that's my man
Come on get on my Double Dutch Bus
(The Double Dutch Bus)

Let me hear you say do that
(Do that)
Let me hear you say Do that again
(Do that again)
Let me hear you say do the do
Let me hear you say do the do the do
Do the do, do do do do do
 

Otter

Nothing to see here
"I've got a brand new pair of rollerskates... you've got a brand new key..."


Melanie
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
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how about...

My name is Michael, I've got a nickel, I've got a nickel shiney and new, I'm gonna buy me all sorts of candy, that's what I'm gonna do....
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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Let's don't forget the Vapors:

I've got your picture, I've got your picture
I'd like a million of them over myself
I want the doctor to take your picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
You've got me turning up and turning down and turning in and turning 'round

I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

What in the hell are they talking about!?!
 

vraiblonde

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Originally posted by RoseRed
My name is Michael, I've got a nickel, I've got a nickel shiney and new, I'm gonna buy me all sorts of candy, that's what I'm gonna do....
*SHRIEK!* And just when I thought Kwillia had the prize with Run, Joey, Run! :lol:
 

vraiblonde

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"My name is Cindy
When we get married
We're gonna have a baby or two

We're gonna let them
Visit their grandma
That's what we're gonna do..."

:barf: :barf: :lmao:
 
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