Dumb or embarrassing lyrics
- Thread starter Tonio
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The Lumberjack song
Leaping from tree to tree!
As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!
With my best girl by my side!
The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
(He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day. )
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
(He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea. )
Chorus
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
(He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars ?)
Chorus
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
(He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra)
Chorus
(He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy )
Leaping from tree to tree!
As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!
With my best girl by my side!
The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
(He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day. )
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
(He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea. )
Chorus
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
(He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars ?)
Chorus
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
(He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra)
Chorus
(He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy )
Wait...I have another one...
"Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny"
We should come up with a Dirty Dozen - the 12 WORST songs we can think of.
"Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny"
We should come up with a Dirty Dozen - the 12 WORST songs we can think of.
Yeah, no kidding!
Otter
Nothing to see here
Originally posted by vraiblonde
"Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in the muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny"
We should come up with a Dirty Dozen - the 12 WORST songs we can think of.
Yeah, no kidding!
I think half of the dirty dozen would be taken up by the Captain & Tennile..
Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
I thought the Double Dutch Bus guy sounded like Popeye from the cartoons. RoseRed, too bad you couldn't find the lyrics for the middle section with the kids, because I have NO IDEA what they were saying.
And Vrai, many listeners claim that I Think I'm Turning Japanese is along the same lines as these songs:
The Stroke -- Billy Squier
Dancing With Myself -- Billy Idol
She Bop -- Cyndi Lauper
Right-Hand Man -- Joan Osborne
And Vrai, many listeners claim that I Think I'm Turning Japanese is along the same lines as these songs:
The Stroke -- Billy Squier
Dancing With Myself -- Billy Idol
She Bop -- Cyndi Lauper
Right-Hand Man -- Joan Osborne
Me too, I tried to find a clip of it and couldn't, maybe someone else will have better luck.Originally posted by Tonio
I thought the Double Dutch Bus guy sounded like Popeye from the cartoons. RoseRed, too bad you couldn't find the lyrics for the middle section with the kids, because I have NO IDEA what they were saying.
And Vrai, many listeners claim that I Think I'm Turning Japanese is along the same lines as these songs:
The Stroke -- Billy Squier
Dancing With Myself -- Billy Idol
She Bop -- Cyndi Lauper
Right-Hand Man -- Joan Osborne
Billy Squire - OMG I went to that concert!!!
"Stand Tall" by Burton Cummings (I think)
http://www.oldpop.net/musics/PlaygroundInMyMind-ClintHolms.htm
When it tells you to install a language pack, tell it No.
When it tells you to install a language pack, tell it No.
That song should be a torture device for captured Al Qaeda.
That's an understatement
Maybe he picked up the hitchhiker
cattitude
My Sweetest Boy
How'd I miss this thread?
Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
Little Jackie Paper
Loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff. Oh!
Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
Together they would travel
On a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched
On Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag
When Puff roared out his name. Oh!
Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
A dragon lives forever
But not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings
Make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened,
Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon,
He ceased his fealess roar.
His head was bent in sorrow,
Green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play
Along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend,
Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon
Sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!
(Sing Chorus Softly)
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
(Sing Chorus Loudly)
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
Little Jackie Paper
Loved that rascal Puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax
And other fancy stuff. Oh!
Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
Together they would travel
On a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched
On Puff's gigantic tail
Noble kings and princes
Would bow whene'er they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag
When Puff roared out his name. Oh!
Puff, the magic dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
A dragon lives forever
But not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings
Make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened,
Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon,
He ceased his fealess roar.
His head was bent in sorrow,
Green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play
Along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend,
Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon
Sadly slipped into his cave. Oh!
(Sing Chorus Softly)
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee
(Sing Chorus Loudly)
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In a land called Honah Lee