Ed

[Dye Tied]

Yeah, one of my online dates told me this on the second date. He had some nerve damage and took the needle. He brought it up during conversation, like an everyday topic, which was cool. I didn't like him enough to give it a test drive

 

[sunnyside393]

This reminded me of him trying to "fix" the problem. I think you're right, Larry. If he could get rid of some of the conflict in his life, I think things might work better.

 

[ArkRescue]

goodness with all the ads I hear about on the radio about Dr. Horney and the other doc with all the help, I thought no man had to suffer any more? Sounded like there were many ways that didn't even have to be a RX even.

I know of a middle-aged guy who got married and never told his wife he had a problem that had been fixed with an implant. One day (after years of being happily married) they were having sex and his implant snapped and broke. She said she asked what was THAT?

They are divorced now, and he had to pay her many years of alimony too. She didn't leave him, he put her out saying he didn't want to be married anymore because "she knew". huh?

 

[FED_UP]

Yeah, one of my online dates told me this on the second date. He had some nerve damage and took the needle. He brought it up during conversation, like an everyday topic, which was cool. I didn't like him enough to give it a test drive

Lights out, strap on.

 

[my-thyme]

This should have been titled "ED" (all caps).

I thought it was going to be about someone named Ed.

And it's been so long since I've dated, I don't have anything meaningful to add.

 

[Caution]

How does a guy go about telling a new date he has erectile dysfunction?

Depends on the woman. After the first half hour or so of oral and she can't feel her tongue anymore ya just tell her she really just does it wrong and needs more practice. She'll figure it out eventually.

If she won't do oral, no sense keeping her around anyway so ya just tell her your chit don't work. On your way

 

[Hank]

Lights out, strap on.

 

[Grumpy]

Ed telling Carol bout his problem

 

[my-thyme]

Ed telling Carol bout his problem

SEE!?!?! I'm not the only one who thought of the talking horse when I saw the title of this thread!

 

[Merlin99]

Just tell her it takes time for the pills to kick in, so you need to know in advance if you are gonna get some.

Then you have the next problem, "dear it's been over 4 hours, can you drive me to the ER".

 

[sunnyside393]

Then you have the next problem, "dear it's been over 4 hours, can you drive me to the ER".

The problem was that the pill did not always work, which somehow in his mind ment that I must be the reason.....he said he was tired of wasting Viagra on me...didn't I know the #### was expensive....not only was there no wood, he'd forked over a lot of money for no wood and I had better remedy the situation...I held myself fiscally responsible and paid for every pill.....the ones that worked and the ones that didn't.....I didn't know what else to do

 

[DoWhat]

The problem was that the pill did not always work, which somehow in his mind ment that I must be the reason.....he said he was tired of wasting Viagra on me...didn't I know the #### was expensive....not only was there no wood, he'd forked over a lot of money for no wood and I had better remedy the situation...I held myself fiscally responsible and paid for every pill.....the ones that worked and the ones that didn't.....I didn't know what else to do

Are you chubby?

 

[Caution]

Are you chubby?

 

[vraiblonde]

The problem was that the pill did not always work, which somehow in his mind ment that I must be the reason.....he said he was tired of wasting Viagra on me...didn't I know the #### was expensive....not only was there no wood, he'd forked over a lot of money for no wood and I had better remedy the situation...I held myself fiscally responsible and paid for every pill.....the ones that worked and the ones that didn't.....I didn't know what else to do

You have dumped him by now, I hope?

 

[DoWhat]

You have dumped him by now, I hope?

I'm sure it depends how desperate she is and what she looks like.

 

[slotpuppy]

Two Popsicle sticks and some duct tape will keep that bad boy stiff for hours and its cheaper than the pills.

 

[Bann]

You have dumped him by now, I hope?

For real. If a MAN is going to blame the woman for his ...uh...shortcomings, what kind of man is he, anyway? That is not a loving relationship, much less a loving person. You might be able to fix the medical issues, but psychiatric issues go much deeper.

Hope she did get out of the relationship.

 

[PrepH4U]

The problem was that the pill did not always work, which somehow in his mind ment that I must be the reason.....he said he was tired of wasting Viagra on me...didn't I know the #### was expensive....not only was there no wood, he'd forked over a lot of money for no wood and I had better remedy the situation...I held myself fiscally responsible and paid for every pill.....the ones that worked and the ones that didn't.....I didn't know what else to do

Kick him out of your bed, hand him a bottle of jergens and a box of tissues. Tell him to have fun with himself. Don't ever ever put up with that "limp" excuse that you may be the problem. He is a psycho mess and you are allowing him to control you.

 

[frequentflier]

The problem was that the pill did not always work, which somehow in his mind ment that I must be the reason.....he said he was tired of wasting Viagra on me...didn't I know the #### was expensive....not only was there no wood, he'd forked over a lot of money for no wood and I had better remedy the situation...I held myself fiscally responsible and paid for every pill.....the ones that worked and the ones that didn't.....I didn't know what else to do

Seriously?

 

[ArkRescue]

Two Popsicle sticks and some duct tape will keep that bad boy stiff for hours and its cheaper than the pills.

What about the splinters? OUCH!