Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive...

Hey I never said that she's gonna show up on my doorstep. My comments are reflective of how our society consists of visual people, first impressions are made with our eyes.

So, my "tap" comment is on looks alone. It wasn't meant to be anything more than just a locker room comment. For all I know she may be the snobbiest b!tch in the world. And honestly, there are many more beautiful women than her out there and more sexy women out there (BTW, there's a big difference between being beautiful and being sexy). I'm just sayin from the never-gonna-happen fantasy side of things, given the chance, I would "tap" that.
:lmao:


Really? What is the difference? :coffee:
 

SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
Really? What is the difference? :coffee:

They are separate qualities. A woman might be both beautiful and sexy, or just one, or neither.

I consider beauty as an innocent quality.
Possible traits are physical and mental attractiveness, charisma, a warm personality, outgoing, helpful.

Whereas sexy has a purpose behind it.
Teasing and seduction, to entice and excite, with (or possibly without) the goal of engaging in sex.
 
They are separate qualities. A woman might be both beautiful and sexy, or just one, or neither.

I consider beauty as an innocent quality.
Possible traits are physical and mental attractiveness, charisma, a warm personality, outgoing, helpful.

Whereas sexy has a purpose behind it.
Teasing and seduction, to entice and excite, with (or possibly without) the goal of engaging in sex.

:ohwell: I think I understand...
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Hey I never said that she's gonna show up on my doorstep. My comments are reflective of how our society consists of visual people, first impressions are made with our eyes.

So, my "tap" comment is on looks alone. It wasn't meant to be anything more than just a locker room comment. For all I know she may be the snobbiest b!tch in the world. And honestly, there are many more beautiful women than her out there and more sexy women out there (BTW, there's a big difference between being beautiful and being sexy). I'm just sayin from the never-gonna-happen fantasy side of things, given the chance, I would "tap" that.
:lmao:

Oh, blame it on society! I see... :lmao:

Yeah, I'll bet the first Greek to see her said "Man, I don't care if that De Milo chick can't hold my mead, I'd tap that!"

And the next one said "Anh, she's probably dead as marble in the sack..."

And the next one said...huh huh, huh huh...you said 'sack'...huh, huh..."


:lol:
 

Pete

Repete
Right, because she's gonna show up at your house tonight begging you to 'tap' her.


What is it about us that we think, without having ever met some super star, that 'having' them is any sort of possibility? I'm not just knocking on you.

Women, in droves, voted for Clinton with some sort of idea that he might want them. Men fell all over themselves over Sarah thinking "I fish! I hunt! She probably wants me!"

It's like, why? Bill is a gross pig who probably doesn't even wash his junk between conquests. Sarah might have bad breathe or some annoying quirk in real life. My favorite, Katherine Zeta Jones, could be the deadest person alive in bed. Whatever. She ain't gonna 'tap' me. :lol:

And yet, hope springs eternal. Some stranger is, circumstances 'permitting', just going to show up and throw down with us and it's gonna be amazing!!!

Maybe it's just me but, the first helping, is merely the first step in a process of getting to know one another and developing and heating up the 'ol chemistry so that you can get to the REALLY good stuff.

"Why, if only Katherine would start dating me, go ride the scoot with me, have some great conversation and dinner, why, in a few months, I just know she'd be telling Vanity Fair how we melt the sheets!"

:lol:



Sorry. Needed a little break from politics. :stupid:

It's called fantasy, you know, like Ron Paul in the White House someday.
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Too bad she is being wasted on a douche like, Ashton whatever his last name is...

Now see, right there. If she is all that and a bag of frijoles, doesn't that mean that, seeings how we don't know him nither, he must be an awesome dewd?

Or, perhaps, if he is a douche, maybe she's a...what do you call a woman who is a douche? A dick? :lol:
 

Dakota

~~~~~~~
song worm...

It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
But sometimes a fantasy
Is all you need

When am I gonna take control get a hold of my emotions
Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night
You told me there's a number I can always dial for assistance
I don't want to deal with outside action
Only you can give me satisfaction

It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
But sometimes a fantasy
Is all you need
 
Now see, right there. If she is all that and a bag of frijoles, doesn't that mean that, seeings how we don't know him nither, he must be an awesome dewd?

Or, perhaps, if he is a douche, maybe she's a...what do you call a woman who is a douche? A dick? :lol:

Or, maybe it just means that Hank has bad taste in guys :shrug:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
song worm...

It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
But sometimes a fantasy
Is all you need

When am I gonna take control get a hold of my emotions
Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night
You told me there's a number I can always dial for assistance
I don't want to deal with outside action
Only you can give me satisfaction

It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
It's just a fantasy
It's not the real thing
But sometimes a fantasy
Is all you need

Sounds like the theme song of a mass murderer.

 
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