F.o.r.d.

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

.....stands for....."Fix Or Repair Daily", or "Found On Road Dead" or (PPPPTTTTHHHH) "First On Race Day."

You Ford folks know this one, right? C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
"Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time"
(A die hard Ford "Fanatic" told me that one once.)

I didn't think it was funny either......

 

[Toxick]

.....stands for....."Fix Or Repair Daily", or "Found On Road Dead" or (PPPPTTTTHHHH) "First On Race Day."

You Ford folks know this one, right? C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
"Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time"
(A die hard Ford "Fanatic" told me that one once.)

I didn't think it was funny either......

That's why if I ever design a car, it's going to be called the Lindermeüller.




Dreaming up a decent insult acronym out of that, will be as difficult as designing the car itself.

 

[Jigglepuff]

.....stands for....."Fix Or Repair Daily", or "Found On Road Dead" or (PPPPTTTTHHHH) "First On Race Day."

You Ford folks know this one, right? C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
"Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time"
(A die hard Ford "Fanatic" told me that one once.)

I didn't think it was funny either......

"Found On Ridge Dump"
Chevy....like a Rock...it sinks
Mopar, mopar only gets ya so far
Dodge....self explanitory

 

[Rael]

.....stands for....."Fix Or Repair Daily", or "Found On Road Dead" or (PPPPTTTTHHHH) "First On Race Day."

You Ford folks know this one, right? C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
"Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time"
(A die hard Ford "Fanatic" told me that one once.)

I didn't think it was funny either......

When a young man is buying a BMW, he sees it as a babe magnet on wheels. But not too long after having one, he realizes it is actually (maybe even also) a big money waster.

 

[Iv4girlz]

.....stands for....."Fix Or Repair Daily", or "Found On Road Dead" or (PPPPTTTTHHHH) "First On Race Day."

You Ford folks know this one, right? C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
"Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time"
(A die hard Ford "Fanatic" told me that one once.)

I didn't think it was funny either......

REMEMBER THE OLD SLOGAN FROM FORD? FORD HAS A BETTER IDEA
TOLD ME TO BUY A CHEVY

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

.....stands for....."Fix Or Repair Daily", or "Found On Road Dead" or (PPPPTTTTHHHH) "First On Race Day."

You Ford folks know this one, right? C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
"Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time"
(A die hard Ford "Fanatic" told me that one once.)

I didn't think it was funny either......

I also know one for PO.N.T.I.A.C......but I'm no fool.....

 

[aps45819]

.....stands for....."Fix Or Repair Daily", or "Found On Road Dead" or (PPPPTTTTHHHH) "First On Race Day."

You Ford folks know this one, right? C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
"Cheap Heap Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time"
(A die hard Ford "Fanatic" told me that one once.)

I know Ford, GM and Chrysler used to race in NASCAR, but is there any current series where they race?

 

[Macluvr]

I made one up for Dodge

Dear
Old
Dads
Garage
Experiment

 

[This_person]

Mopar, mopar only gets ya so far

Move Over, People Are Racing

 

[toppick08]

I also know one for PO.N.T.I.A.C......but I'm no fool.....

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

I'm guessing you know the one I'm talkin' 'bout (?)

I'm not sayin' it.

 

[huntr1]

I know Ford, GM and Chrysler used to race in NASCAR, but is there any current series where they race?

Sports Car series (American LeMans maybe?)

 

[toppick08]

I'm guessing you know the one I'm talkin' 'bout (?)

I'm not sayin' it.

Yes.

 

[ItalianScallion]

I also know one for PO.N.T.I.A.C......but I'm no fool.....

Which one: Poor Old Nimrod Thinks It's A Cadillac; That one???

I made one up for Dodge
Dear
Old
Dads
Garage
Experiment

Remember their TV slogan: "You could be Dodge material"?
I've always been a GM guy. Only owned Chevys, Pontiacs & Olds.
I was big into muscle cars in the 70's & 80's and got immense pleasure from observing Fords behind me. I used to say they were: Found Off Rear Deck
With my 327 powered street legal Vega, it wasn't very difficult...

 

[EmptyTimCup]

Black
Mans
Wish

 

[PrchJrkr]

Bought
My
Wife