OldHillcrestGuy
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' I Gotta Pee'
CandyRain
New Member
Bubba: "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."
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juggy4805
Guest
Nanny Pam said:"It still isn't over."
from
"The Notebook"
when Noah takes Allie into his arms and kisses her so passionately.
This scene:
Its bad when one line and picture out of a movie makes it a chick flick.
mv_princess
mv = margaritaville
You are so cute I just want to dunk you in my coffee!!
Madagascar
or
I found my nuts
Over the Hedge
Madagascar
or
I found my nuts
Over the Hedge
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thakidistight
Wanker
Charlie dont surf!!itsbob said:
LordStanley
I know nothing
ylexot said:From Spaceballs:
"Now you see why evil will always triumph...because good is dumb!"
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine"
...AND...
"It's Megamaid, sir...she's gone from Suck to Blow"
This is my favorite from that movie.... A buddy of mine and I had this down to the T. What a freaking classic....
Dark Helmet: What the Hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Col. Sandurz: Now! You're looking at "now," sir. Everything that happens now is happening "now."
Dark Helmet: What happened to "then?"
Col. Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now. We're at now "now."
Dark Helmet: Go back to "then."
Col. Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Col. Sandurz: Now?!
Dark Helmet: Now!
Col. Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Col. Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Col. Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now?"
Col. Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?
Spaceball: Sir!
Dark Helmet: What?
Spaceball: We've identified their location.
Dark Helmet: Where?
Spaceball: It's the moon of Vega.
Col. Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival.
Dark Helmet: When?
Spaceball: Nineteen-hundred hours.
Col. Sandurz: Buy high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners.
Dark Helmet: Who?!
Toxick
Splat
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the #### is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Pyle: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Pyle: Sir, no sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Pyle: Sir, no sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three ####ing seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull #### you.
Vinny Gambini: You stick out like a sore thumb around here.
Mona Lisa Vito: Me? What about you?
Vinny: I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.
Lisa: Oh yeah, you blend.
Tyler Durden: The First Rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
The Second Rule of Fight Club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
Jack: I am Jack's raging bile duct.
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Michael: "PC Load Letter"? What the #### does that mean?
Bill: Mmm, yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too. We've got some new people coming in and we... need to play catch-up. Thanks!
The Dude: #### sympathy! I don't need your ####in' sympathy, man, I need my ####ing johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
The Dude: God damn you Walter! You ####in' #######! Everything's a ####in' travesty with you, man! And what was all that #### about Vietnam? What the ####, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the #### are you talking about?
The Dude: I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho.
Private Pyle: Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: A jelly doughnut?
Private Pyle: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Is chow allowed in the barracks, Private Pyle?
Private Pyle: Sir, no sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?
Private Pyle: Sir, no sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: And why not, Private Pyle?
Private Pyle: Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Because you are a disgusting fat body, Private Pyle!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three ####ing seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull #### you.
Vinny Gambini: You stick out like a sore thumb around here.
Mona Lisa Vito: Me? What about you?
Vinny: I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.
Lisa: Oh yeah, you blend.
Tyler Durden: The First Rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
The Second Rule of Fight Club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
Jack: I am Jack's raging bile duct.
Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Michael: "PC Load Letter"? What the #### does that mean?
Bill: Mmm, yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too. We've got some new people coming in and we... need to play catch-up. Thanks!
The Dude: #### sympathy! I don't need your ####in' sympathy, man, I need my ####ing johnson!
Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?
The Dude: God damn you Walter! You ####in' #######! Everything's a ####in' travesty with you, man! And what was all that #### about Vietnam? What the ####, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the #### are you talking about?
The Dude: I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho.
mAlice
professional daydreamer
Nanny Pam said:"It still isn't over."
from
"The Notebook"
when Noah takes Allie into his arms and kisses her so passionately.
And then he carries her...dripping wet from the rain, up to his room, where they knock boots for 2 days.
This scene:
This is quickly becoming the best love story ever written. Move over Romeo and Juliet.
J
juggy4805
Guest
Heartbreak Ridge:
Choozoo: Hey, crotch rot, you gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup?
Highway: Yeah, I should've gotten shots beforehand.
Choozoo: Your brain as half as quick as your mouth, skunk stool, you'd be a friggin' twenty-star general by now.
Highway: And if I was a half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic
Choozoo: Hey, crotch rot, you gonna slurp my lifer's juice out of my own cup?
Highway: Yeah, I should've gotten shots beforehand.
Choozoo: Your brain as half as quick as your mouth, skunk stool, you'd be a friggin' twenty-star general by now.
Highway: And if I was a half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic
ylexot
Super Genius
Better Off Dead:
Charles De Mar: Wait, wait a minute...
[starts to snort snow off his top hat]
Charles De Mar: [sniff] Oh.
[shouts]
Charles De Mar: Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! This is pure snow! It's everywhere!
[raises right hand]
Charles De Mar: [shouts] I think I just froze the left half of my brain!
[waves arm in circles]
Charles De Mar: [shouts] Look! I can't move my right arm!
Lane Myer: This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Charles De Mar: Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
Charles De Mar: This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
Charles De Mar: [giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
Charles De Mar: Wait, wait a minute...
[starts to snort snow off his top hat]
Charles De Mar: [sniff] Oh.
[shouts]
Charles De Mar: Oh! Ugh! Outrageous! This is pure snow! It's everywhere!
[raises right hand]
Charles De Mar: [shouts] I think I just froze the left half of my brain!
[waves arm in circles]
Charles De Mar: [shouts] Look! I can't move my right arm!
Lane Myer: This isn't funny, Charles! If I don't have a dream, I have nothing!
Charles De Mar: Ah, come on! It's Christmas Eve! I could be home right now, drinking this *monster* eggnog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
Charles De Mar: This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
Charles De Mar: [giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
itsbob
I bowl overhand
The Gardens of Stone..
"Goody" Nelson: You ever take biology in school, soldier?
Jackie Willow: Yes, Sergeant-Major.
"Goody" Nelson: How do worms copulate?
Jackie Willow: They don't, Sergeant-Major; they use asexual reproduction.
"Goody" Nelson: Mmmm-hmmmm! Interesting concept! Tell me, Willow -- any idea who first came up with that notion: reproducing without sex?
Jackie Willow: Your wife, Sergeant-Major?
"Goody" Nelson: You ever take biology in school, soldier?
Jackie Willow: Yes, Sergeant-Major.
"Goody" Nelson: How do worms copulate?
Jackie Willow: They don't, Sergeant-Major; they use asexual reproduction.
"Goody" Nelson: Mmmm-hmmmm! Interesting concept! Tell me, Willow -- any idea who first came up with that notion: reproducing without sex?
Jackie Willow: Your wife, Sergeant-Major?
itsbob
I bowl overhand
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle; do you think I'm funny?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well any ####ing time sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-####ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-#### you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull####! Get on your knees scumbag.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with my hand numb nuts.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my ####ing hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull####, I can't hear you.
Private Gomer Pyle: [Louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull####, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair.
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start ####ting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely #### you up.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well any ####ing time sweetheart!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I'm trying, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-####ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-#### you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I can't help it, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull####! Get on your knees scumbag.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Now choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Goddamn it, with my hand numb nuts.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Don't pull my ####ing hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [choking Pyle] Are you through grinning?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull####, I can't hear you.
Private Gomer Pyle: [Louder] Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull####, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair.
Private Gomer Pyle: SIR, YES, SIR!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start ####ting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely #### you up.
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.