Favorite movie quote.

jazz lady

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
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mamissa3 said:
"have you had Many women???"
Dirty Dancing.
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"Aw come on ladies, God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shaaaakkkkkeee 'eeeemmmmm!"

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

"I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm scared of what I did, of who I am. Most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way that I feel when I'm with you."


The Blues Brothers:

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it." :cool:

"We're on a mission from God."


Harlem Nights:

"Oh so now you wanna shoot me in my pinky toe, well go ahead, there it is!"

"Kiss my ENTIRE ass!"
 
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juggy4805

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Dollar Bill: Stripping business started in Africa. Long time ago, long long time ago, white man went to Africa. And he saw all these bootiful black women, walking around, dancing, working, living, in the nude. Bucked Nakeds! You could see their public hairs. This white man went from village to village to seek out these bootiful black women, watching them perform, in the nude. T######! A####. Free. White man got an idea. He figure he go back to Europe and start the same type of business, taking away from our black women, trying to get them white b###### to dance the same identical way, huh? But to no avail. Wasn't no shame in our black women walking around BUCKED NAKED! So he went over to Europe and tried the same thang. Them white B###### told that white man the most bootiful words you ever want to hear in our profession.
Ebony: What did she say?
Dollar Bill: Baby, them white B###### looked that white man dead in the eye and told him, "f### that. Pay me!" Ha ha! That's why I get 30 percent.
Ebony: When can I start?
Dollar Bill: Immedjately.
 
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dems4me

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I like the one Kwillia came up with last year or the year before last

Pete "nobody puts Dems in a corner!"

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Merlin99

Merlin99

Visualize whirled peas
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It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this.



As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!
 
thakidistight

thakidistight

Wanker
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no ####. What do we have here, a ####ing comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and #### my sister!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better un#### yourself before I unscrew your head and #### down your neck!
Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps!
Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull####, you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You still don't scare me! Work on it!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
 
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juggy4805

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thakidistight said:
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Well, no ####. What do we have here, a ####ing comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and #### my sister!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up off your face! Pvt. Joker you better un#### yourself before I unscrew your head and #### down your neck!
Private Joker: Sir, Yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Joker, why did you join my beloved Corps!
Private Joker: Sir, to kill, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: So you're a killer!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Then let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Sir?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You got a war face! ARRRRRRRRRGH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bull####, you didn't convince me, let me see your REAL war face!
Private Joker: Ahhhhhh!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You still don't scare me! Work on it!
Private Joker: Sir, yes sir!
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Reading that brings back memories of boot camp. I love that movie.
 
thakidistight

thakidistight

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juggy4805 said:
Reading that brings back memories of boot camp. I love that movie.
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Me too, only they said they would PT us till our hearts popped...

I just watched it the other day, must have see it at least a dozen times.
 
slotted

slotted

New Member
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
[spoken]
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.
 
ylexot

ylexot

Super Genius
Swingers:

Mike: What the #### are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
Sue: Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
Trent: Anaheim.
Sue: Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.

Trent: You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...
Sue: ...big ####ing teeth, man.
Trent: Yeah... big ####in' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner.
Sue: Shivering.
Trent: Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Sue: And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Trent: Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering.
Sue: And you got these ####ing claws and these fangs...
Trent: And you got these ####ing claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like ####ing with me?
Trent: No I'm not ####ing with you.
Sue: Honestly, man.

Trent: I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, bad man.

Trent: You take yourself out of the game, you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream and of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip.

Trent: You're a big winner. I'm gonna ask you a simple question and I want you to listen to me: who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. Mikey wins.

Rob: How many strokes?
Mike: I don't know. Eight or Nine.
Rob: I'll give you an eight.
Mike: What'd you get?
Rob: An eight.
Mike: Looks like we're in a dead heat after one hole. This is turning into quite a rivalry.
Rob: You better replace the pin, Chi-Chi. The natives look restless.
 
Bustem' Down

Bustem' Down

Give Peas a Chance
Snatch

Turkish: #### me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

and...

Avi: Tony.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
Avi: Look in the dog.
Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean, "Look in the dog"?
Avi: I mean open him up.
Bullet Tooth Tony: That's a bit strong! It's not a ####ing tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?
 
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tikipirate

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A much as I love Bustem's reference to 'Snatch'...

The best line ever is John Wayne calling out, "Fill your hand, you son-of a b!tch!" in the movie, 'True Grit'.
 
Bustem' Down

Bustem' Down

Give Peas a Chance
tikipirate said:
A much as I love Bustem's reference to 'Snatch'...

The best line ever is John Wayne calling out, "Fill your hand, you son-of a b!tch!" in the movie, 'True Grit'.
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Was never a John Wayne fan. I prefered Clint Eastwood movies.
 
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