Fifth-graders posted lookout, had sex in class
- Thread starter awpitt
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When I went to school, 5th grade was when they pulled all of the girls aside for about a two week time and they got the whole sex education on what changes their bodies would be going through. Yes their were some that were already starting to develope. So it's not surprising that 5th graders have some idea about sexuality.
flomaster
J.F. A sus ordenes!
This will keep them safe! yeah right
Dating a Marines Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car.
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate on dates with my daughter:
• Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. • Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. • Places where there is darkness. • Places where there is dancing or holding hands - Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. • Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. • Hockey games are okay; Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Chu Lai. When my Agent Orange or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
You Are dismissed!
Dating a Marines Daughter
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car.
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate on dates with my daughter:
• Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. • Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. • Places where there is darkness. • Places where there is dancing or holding hands - Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. • Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. • Hockey games are okay; Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Chu Lai. When my Agent Orange or Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car. There is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine.
You Are dismissed!
LordStanley
I know nothing
PsyOps said:
But they know what sex is..... Chaulk another one up to great parenting!
How early can a human male have an erection? According to some sources, some human males can have erections as infants.vraiblonde said:But the girls weren't having sex with each other. I thought boys couldn't...
Ick. I do not want to think about kids that age having sex.
LordStanley
I know nothing
2ndAmendment said:
My son is 4 and has had them for awhile. I can remember changing his diaper and noticeing he was pitching a tent.
He hasnt worn diapers in 2 years.
He gets/gives them to himself all the time. He sure does like to play with it.
Wife and I are trying to break him of that... Its been tough
Midnightrider
Well-Known Member
I feel that parental responsibility is lost on many too, but maybe not in this case.PsyOps said:
While one or two of these kids may have been the bad seed that started the whole thing, i am sure all of the kids weren't aching to have sex as soon as the teacher left. Besides it would have never happened had the kids not been left alone for so long.
LordStanley
I know nothing
Karma giver
Fifth-graders posted lo... 04-04-2007 02:30 PM wow, and i thought i had read all the idiocy possible before this post
Please elaborate for me??? You can leave karma but not involve yourself in the conversation?
Fifth-graders posted lo... 04-04-2007 02:30 PM wow, and i thought i had read all the idiocy possible before this post
Please elaborate for me??? You can leave karma but not involve yourself in the conversation?
Roughidle said:Bad seed...eeeeeeew...heheh.
13 yr old 5th grader, now there's a presidential hopeful.
Exactly, what is a 13 year old still doing in 5th grade???? Sounds like this kid needed his a$$ beet by his parents long before this incident. I am sure the parents are so proud.
Also, I didn't have Sex ED until 6th grade, if I do recall correctly. Crazy that kids so young would even think to do such a thing. It was big deal just to get a kiss on the check when I was that age.
Dork
Highlander's MPD
1. Parents are NOT being parents.
2. Kids are exposed to sex every day. Pay attention to the TV, the movies, the internet. It's hard not so see sex at a really young age unless you throw your TV out and unplug the internet
3. This whole incident will be blamed on the school for not having a teacher in the room. Teachers are doing their best. These kids would have behaved this way outside of school if they had the chance but it will still be blamed on the school. After all, that's how the familes and lawyers will make some money. Their poor little child was exposed to sex too early and it screwed them up and the school should pay. Oh, this country is really gettin' more screwed up all the time.
2. Kids are exposed to sex every day. Pay attention to the TV, the movies, the internet. It's hard not so see sex at a really young age unless you throw your TV out and unplug the internet
3. This whole incident will be blamed on the school for not having a teacher in the room. Teachers are doing their best. These kids would have behaved this way outside of school if they had the chance but it will still be blamed on the school. After all, that's how the familes and lawyers will make some money. Their poor little child was exposed to sex too early and it screwed them up and the school should pay. Oh, this country is really gettin' more screwed up all the time.
Dougstermd
ORGASM DONOR
vraiblonde said:So these kids would be what? 9 or 10?
WELL:shrug: it is new orleans. probally 13 or 14
cdsulhoff
New Member
I dunno about you all , however my stomach was turning and tear started to come down reading this... How can this happen to our society? What has happen to human kind? Where are we going in our future?? Having 2 kids of my own it scares me to know that he will an dis subjected to this kind of behavior.. For those that Don't have kids I don't blame you one bit.. It is becoming impossible to raise kids these days.. I tell you I believe 100% having the government run how we raise or kids is ruining our kids. There are many parents that are afraid to correct their child. They get the whole I'll call the cops thrown in there face!!! I tell you this I whip my kids. They act up they are getting the butt smack..
I tell you I could go on for days... This is heart broken!! To think that kids of that age are capable to engage in such an act...
OH who hear heard about the 2 boys getting busted for Pot in Southern middle school. Yeah and someone who works there said the Principle didn't even call the cops...
I tell you I could go on for days... This is heart broken!! To think that kids of that age are capable to engage in such an act...
OH who hear heard about the 2 boys getting busted for Pot in Southern middle school. Yeah and someone who works there said the Principle didn't even call the cops...
Good for you.cdsulhoff said:
It takes real love to be a parent instead of trying to be a kids friend. Love means discipline when and where it is needed including a swift smack on the south end when facing north.