Florida Man
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But time takes it's toll.
b23hqb
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That guys picture has appeared on other outrageously weird charges in the past. Nevertheless, as a resident of Fl the past 44 years, thanks to the migration of untold numbers of rejects, or in some cases, the best that could be offered, from the other states in the union, the level of NEWS OF THE WEIRD from Florida is probably unsurpassed.
Auntie Biache'
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I actually posted this because when you have a thread that's pretty much exclusively negative, this was a positive, regardless of how he reached the child to get him out of the water. And for the life of me, I can't find a speedo.
Hijinx
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The rules for rescue are Reach, throw, Row ,and go.
I remember learning to swim. I fell off the wharf and my mother was yelling. My father was on the wharf and a pair of nippers were nearby.(Nippers are small oyster tongs for pickling up one oyster off the bottom at a time. Back then the water was clear and you could see them on the bottom.On low tide you could pick them up one at a time. Oysters were much more prevalent then and we had plants at the end of the wharf.)
Anyway my dad picked up the nippers and got ahold of my pants and held me up and told me to move my hands and feet---to swim
When I would sink he would pull me up. After that I started swimming. Except when our dog---a Chesapeake Bay Retriever would come out and drag me to shore and save me when I didn't need saving. LOL
I remember learning to swim. I fell off the wharf and my mother was yelling. My father was on the wharf and a pair of nippers were nearby.(Nippers are small oyster tongs for pickling up one oyster off the bottom at a time. Back then the water was clear and you could see them on the bottom.On low tide you could pick them up one at a time. Oysters were much more prevalent then and we had plants at the end of the wharf.)
Anyway my dad picked up the nippers and got ahold of my pants and held me up and told me to move my hands and feet---to swim
When I would sink he would pull me up. After that I started swimming. Except when our dog---a Chesapeake Bay Retriever would come out and drag me to shore and save me when I didn't need saving. LOL
Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets: police
A Florida man pelted his girlfriend in the "head and face area" with sweet and sour sauce packets on Sunday because he was angry she had "bought the wrong food from McDonald's," a felony battery complaint said.
This headline... 
Florida Man with Sesame Street haircut had heroin in his rectum
During slow news days, we all can rely on Pasco county to come shining through for us. Anyone who thinks cops have an easy job clearly hasn’t envisioned dealing with this level of idiocy not …
theonlyfloridaman.com
Auntie Biache'
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Florida man is accused of threatening to gun down people inside a Walmart just 24 hours after a gunman massacred 20 at an El Paso, Texas, Walmart store.
Investigators said they linked the phone call to Padgett but found the threat not to be credible after a search of his home found no weapons.
https://www.breitbart.com/crime/201...BBq3zbz8CGN5h62cvo-coMi2TNIwHrX_kddnqCyJYMYHI
Investigators said they linked the phone call to Padgett but found the threat not to be credible after a search of his home found no weapons.
https://www.breitbart.com/crime/201...BBq3zbz8CGN5h62cvo-coMi2TNIwHrX_kddnqCyJYMYHI
BOP
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Florida man attacks elderly man over parking spot
A Florida hotel owner was attacked over his hotel's parking spot.
www.wtoc.com
When he went back outside, Rudy said the man was smoking a joint. The man allegedly told him that because Rudy was so nice to him, he would go ahead and leave after he finished smoking.
“So I told him, ‘You can’t smoke because I got a hotel full of people and kids here. The smell is everywhere. You can’t. You can’t do that.’" Rudy explained.
Still, it looked like he was going to leave, Rudy said.
He didn’t.
"Before I know it, he came up behind me and he sucker punched me," Rudy said.
BOP
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And just when you thought you couldn't get enough of Florida Man, there's this:
pjmedia.com
Florida Man Friday: 'Death Race 2000' Edition
Florida man threatens neighbors with nunchucks and bug spray, but only injures himself: reports
A Florida man wielding nunchucks and bug spray tried to quiet a group of noisy neighbors Monday, spraying them with insect repellent and threatening to open fire on the revelers -- but the only person he ended up injuring in the crazed quest for quiet was himself, officials said.
Florida Man Arrested for Dumping Mountain of Dirt on, Inside Girlfriend's Car
A 20-year-old man in Florida was arrested after he offloaded a mountain of dirt onto his girlfriend’s car when she refused to talk to him.
www.nbcwashington.com
Don't worry, be happy!
www.foxnews.com
Florida man leads cops on low-speed chase, gets 5th DUI: police
A Florida man looked very pleased with himself in his mugshot despite being arrested for his fifth DUI Thursday after leading police on a low-speed chase.
Epic!
www.foxnews.com
Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow
A Florida man was arrested Monday in a months-old attack during which he allegedly using a samurai sword to threaten and assault a jogger as they fought over a wheelbarrow the victim said he found in a pile of trash.
It's the humidity.
b23hqb
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Sweatfest 2019 continues, expected to end in three weeks.
Key West checks in:
thesmokinggun.com
A Florida homeowner found two strangers having sex in her yard Monday afternoon, according to cops who arrested the pair on trespass and indecent exposure charges.
Woman Finds Strangers Having Sex In Her Yard
SEPTEMBER 25--A Florida homeowner found two strangers having sex in her yard Monday afternoon, according to cops who arrested the pair on trespass and indecent exposure charges. The Key West woman t
thesmokinggun.com
A Florida homeowner found two strangers having sex in her yard Monday afternoon, according to cops who arrested the pair on trespass and indecent exposure charges.