Glad I only have ground hogs.Key West checks in:
Woman Finds Strangers Having Sex In Her Yard
SEPTEMBER 25--A Florida homeowner found two strangers having sex in her yard Monday afternoon, according to cops who arrested the pair on trespass and indecent exposure charges. The Key West woman tthesmokinggun.com
A Florida homeowner found two strangers having sex in her yard Monday afternoon, according to cops who arrested the pair on trespass and indecent exposure charges.
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Serving beer to a minor is a felony.Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer
Authorities say they've arrested a Florida man who provoked a small alligator into biting his arm an...
Serving beer to a minor is a felony.
Florida is the new California.
It's unclear where the two were during the encounter, but Wipperman walked up to the woman, and she rolled down the window of her sedan to apologize, according to the Tampa Bay Times. That's when, authorities say, the man spit the food he was chewing at her.
“The food struck the victim in the face and entered (her) mouth,” an arrest report states, per the Times.
www.orlandosentinel.com
Great, so now we have a crack-addicted man-eater roaming the swamps of Florida, looking for his EBT card and his next fix.Most Florida story EVER!
Florida man partially eaten by alligator died of meth overdose: report
An autopsy on a Florida man found partially eaten by an alligator in Polk County earlier this year found that he died from a methamphetamine overdose before the alligator began to eat him, accordin…
An autopsy on a Florida man found partially eaten by an alligator in Polk County earlier this year found that he died from a methamphetamine overdose before the alligator began to eat him, according to a report from TV station WTSP.
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