Football Pool - Week 1

[mainman]

You can kiss my big white bloated ass.

No thank you.

 

[Pete]

You can kiss my big white bloated ass.

Constipation?

 

[Geek]

Constipation?

Period

 

[mainman]

Constipation?

Chronic...

 

[LordStanley]

Donbar 15
Rael 15
Kom526 15
Daddy-O 14
MainMan 13
Gumbo 13
BS Gal 13
BuffaloBill 13
Firebrand 12
Otter 12
Airgasm 10
DoWhat 10
SBK 9
Pete 9
LordStan 9
Larry 7
Geek 7
BuddyLee 6
MMDad 5

holy crap I sucked!!! My 5 point game is the only thing that helped.

 

[Geek]

I think I should be above Larry. We both got 7. Ladies First.

 

[Geek]

Chronic...

I just used a roll of paper towels and a hammer as a tampon and an applicator. How dare you call me goofy.

 

[BS Gal]

I think I should be above Larry. We both got 7. Ladies First.

I'm above him. WAY above him.

 

[MMDad]

Period

This is the Sports forum. That kind of language is not allowed. In the world of football, periods do not exist.

 

[Geek]

This is the Sports forum. That kind of language is not allowed. In the world of football, periods do not exist.

No Problem. I will rip my freaking uterus out and store it in Mainman's fridge until the season is over.

 

[Larry Gude]

:yike:

No Problem. I will rip my freaking uterus out and store it in Mainman's fridge until the season is over.

 

[jazz lady]

I'm above him. WAY above him.

Indeed.

 

[BS Gal]

No Problem. I will rip my freaking uterus out and store it in Mainman's fridge until the season is over.

Me too.

 

[Geek]

Me too.

Then he will be the proud owner of three uteruses (or is it uterui )

 

[BS Gal]

Then he will be the proud owner of three uteruses (or is it uterui )

 

[donbarzini]

No Problem. I will rip my freaking uterus out and store it in Mainman's fridge until the season is over.

You don't have to go that far................just call it a "quarter". Periods are for hockey

 

[Pete]

No Problem. I will rip my freaking uterus out and store it in Mainman's fridge until the season is over.

Should it be stored in the meat drawer or the veggie crisper?

 

[BS Gal]

Should it be stored in the meat drawer or the veggie crisper?

Probably crammed in the egg holder.

 

[BuddyLee]

I know mine is right. I forgot my winning strategy from last year. From now on, I will have my daughter pick for me. It's a lot more fun when I can talk trash about you guys losing to an 8 year old girl.

I'm barely ahead of an 8 year old girl.

 

[MMDad]

I'm barely ahead of an 8 year old girl.

She didn't pick this week. That's why I lost. Next week you get to lose to her.