Fork In Penis Removed

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ArkRescue

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did anyone look at the WARNING picture? I happen to be eating lunch so I don't want to test the "full stomach" warning. I doubt that many men could look at something like that w/o cringing at the minimum.
 

CaneCorso

Member
"According to the report's authors, this isn't the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past."

:confused:
 

bcp

In My Opinion
"According to the report's authors, this isn't the first time that a man has attempted to insert a foreign object into his nether regions. Pens, safety pins, telephone cables, glue, cocaine, straws, marbles, light bulbs, carrots and snakes, among other strange things, have allegedly been found stuck in penises in the past."

:confused:

those other things were a list of items that have been found in penises in the past, not his penis, others.
it was only pointing out that he is not the only idiot to try to put things in a hole not designed as a two way street.
 

CaneCorso

Member
those other things were a list of items that have been found in penises in the past, not his penis, others.
it was only pointing out that he is not the only idiot to try to put things in a hole not designed as a two way street.

I get that but glue...that two way street might become a dead end!
 

ArkRescue

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ZARA

Registered User
What I don't understand is how shoving a fork up your willy creates sexual pleasure?!?


And No Arki, I have NO NEED or want to see the fork removed, so I didn't look.

Remember the lesson from last week...what has been seen can't be unseen and black hairy tongue is still enough to keep me timid....


His willy will never be the same but he may understand what child birth feels like now....
 

bcp

In My Opinion
I get that but glue...that two way street might become a dead end!

sometimes during special events, streets are blocked off.
maybe there was a special event that called for such an action?

maybe he was the first to pass out at the party?

I just cant imagine sitting there bored and suddenly thinking that filling the crank with glue is a perfectly great idea..

of course, cant say the fork would give much interest either, so who knows.
 

ArkRescue

Adopt me please !
What I don't understand is how shoving a fork up your willy creates sexual pleasure?!?


And No Arki, I have NO NEED or want to see the fork removed, so I didn't look.

Remember the lesson from last week...what has been seen can't be unseen and black hairy tongue is still enough to keep me timid....


His willy will never be the same but he may understand what child birth feels like now....

Yeah I'm not going to look either. Please someone warn WR so she won't look.
 
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