I pulled a Sadaam last night & rigged the official Rooster elections thus preventing my esteemed opponent, colleague and friend, MainMan, from participating in a fair election. In an effort to become a kindler, gentler forumite, and right the wrong, I have added his name to the ballot and edited the below post.
:edited:
Well lemme tell ya sumptin
Mr. goober, I
wish I was the rooster of these here parts, and if you don't behave,
I'll blow grass on the neighbors lawn (kinder/gentler).
Who do you think you are comming in here, quoting rules to regulars anyway???
Hey you know about the hens??
Have you applied to their private forum?
Hot & bothered over you??
Yea, right!!
You have "some things" explained to you, not "somethings".
"Ponce" in here?? What am I? A city in San Juan?? Did you mean "pounce"?? If you did, it still wouldn't be appropriate. See how I used the correct word "prance"??
No I will not ignore you.
I am here to antagonize all the mouthy, newbie, dolts
who we hope later become our friends (kinder/gentler) that prance in like they own the place. It is my destiny.
I hope you're not leaving us. People like you
should not be (kindler, gentler again) fodder for our jokes.
P.S. Pooh & Tigger's Corner is hiring!!