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Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
ARIES (March 21-April 19). The lighter you are in thought and deed, the more money you'll make! (Also, being serious is the step right before being dull.) Three lucky things to do: say pleasant things to strangers, make a donation and sing.

I should be rich by now. :duh:

I always say pleasant things to strangers; I make donations; singing would NOT be a good idea.
 
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Magnum

Should be Huntin
kwillia said:
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You're so used to being profound. So today's sudden need to run in a beautiful crowd may seem shallow. All things being equal, why shouldn't your life be utterly cinematic?
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Pegster710

The Pegster
Stang Girl said:
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Even when your lips are still, your heart calls out to be loved. To ensure a night of romance, "dress the set" just as a scenic designer would -- lighting low and breath mints handy!

I'm getting lucky tonight!!!! thank god C is home :eek:)
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I can "dress the set" all I want... I need the other actor!! :whip:
 
K_Jo

K_Jo

Pea Brain
PREMO Member
Railroad said:
Two days. I remember when two days seemed like a long time. :sad:
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:poorbaby: Wednesday was a fluke. My dress came unbuttoned and a boob fell out...and the chase was on. But it'll be another month or so before it happens again. :getdown:
 
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Kizzy

Guest
Pegster710 said:
:bewareofthehiddencameras:
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:yeahthat: They had to review tapes a few days ago and one of the employee's on this floor in the law office was talking to his self out loud in the elevator. All alone, just carrying on a conversation.

:killingme

Right now I am just sitting here waiting for the moving people to take our furniture on out of here. Today is the big move.
 
C

chaotic

This is your captain!
kwillia said:
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). You're so used to being profound. So today's sudden need to run in a beautiful crowd may seem shallow. All things being equal, why shouldn't your life be utterly cinematic?
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This is so close to the truth! I was down in St. Mary's City, walking on the trails down there with my girlfriend Claudia Schiffer, when she got a phone call from someone. After a couple of hmmmms and uh-huhs, she starts telling the other person about my experiments in kegel exercises for men, and all of the health benefits I'm getting from them. Next thing you know, they've got me signing paperwork to make a major motion picture about my story, to star Matthew McConaughey as yours truly (and Rachel Weisz as Claudia Schiffer, with James Earl Jones as Trevor, the wise but grumpy llama-whisperer who gave me my first box of ping-pong balls).

In the meantime, I'm going to sit back and wait for my movie check, and try not to speak with a Colonel Klink accent because that irks Claudia.
 
virgovictoria

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Hold out for the best life has to offer. Just when you think the going is good, someone (likely a Scorpio or Leo) sweetens the deal. You deserve to be spoiled! The question is, will you let yourself?
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:confused: Can't think of any Scorpios or Leos, but I like the thought of the rest of it! :dance:
 
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