Gee golly gosh, what could have possibly caused such an explosion??

[black dog]

Oh dear! Well, that explains a lot.

How did you know? We ate shrimp two nights a week while the chef was grilling the steaks.
Sorry surf, Luxury of growing up on the other side of the beltway.

 

[Sneakers]

11 surrounding homes now declared uninhabitable.

 

[gemma_rae]

How did you know? We ate shrimp two nights a week while the chef was grilling the steaks.
Sorry surf, Luxury of growing up on the other side of the beltway.

Never doubted it!

Urban Dictionary: shrimping

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[black dog]

Never doubted it!

Urban Dictionary: shrimping

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Good try,
Shame that slang and Urban Dictionary weren't around 50 years ago.
You can take the girl out of Anacostia but you'll never get Anacostia out of the girl.

 

[SamSpade]

Never doubted it!

Urban Dictionary: shrimping

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Ok, that is absolutely the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. I'm not sure how I'm getting that image out of my head.

 

[Monello]

Ok, that is absolutely the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. I'm not sure how I'm getting that image out of my head.

Move over 2 girls and a cup. It's a pair of dudes with a big straw.

 

[RoseRed]

Heisenberg?

 

[PeoplesElbow]

my maternal grandmother dipped snuff.... She was Georgia, (JawJa) 100%.

This is 100% true:

In the winter months, while everyone was smoking the aforementioned ciggabutts, my grandmother would stand by the roaring fireplace, hand on the mantle, mouth full of snuff, and spew juice into the crackling fire about every 10-15 minutes.... awwww...a Christmas card moment.

We'd go to the Farmers market at 4th & New York Ave. when she came up from NAWFALK and buy bulk vegetables I refused to eat.

I'm not scarred... LOL

I knew an old woman that won the tobacco spitting contest at the state fair many years. She was the Joey Chestnut of tobacco spitting.

 

[mitzi]

Never doubted it!

Urban Dictionary: shrimping

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[Kyle]

That meteor can't come soon enough.

 

[my-thyme]

Never doubted it!

Urban Dictionary: shrimping

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I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing ANYTHING like this.

Gave me nightmares last night.

 

[Sneakers]

And is there any wonder why this segment of the population comes down with the most horrific diseases...

 

[Sneakers]

Excuse me??? Are you using the proper pronoun thing with that blasmephous term "this segment"?...

:checkingnotes:

Yup.

 

[Ken King]

Never doubted it!

Urban Dictionary: shrimping

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Sure does give new meaning to "straw-man".

 

[Sneakers]

I just removed all straws from my kitchen cabinet and tossed them.

 

[gemma_rae]

Good try,

I knew you'd like it.

Maybe Red Lobster will create a new dish just for you during it's next Shrimpfest.

Black Dog's Dirty Shrimp Sanchez. It's right up your alley!

 

[black dog]

I knew you'd like it.

Maybe Red Lobster will create a new dish just for you during it's next Shrimpfest.

Black Dog's Dirty Shrimp Sanchez. It's right up your alley!

My sisters stepson thats down and autistic has better game than you...

 

[gemma_rae]

My sisters stepson thats down and autistic has better game than you...

Oh Deary Dear!

Throwing your sister's Downs syndrome/autistic stepson under the bus because you are an ignorant, cowardly, hateful piece of gutter filth is about the most despicable thing a girly man like you could do.

You are irredeemable trash and a waste of flesh.

Have a nice weekend and enjoy your Shrimpfest!

 

[stgislander]

 

[RoseRed]