Given'n it a shot

fttrsbeerwench

fttrsbeerwench

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dmc854 said:
Need a hearing aid????? You sure heard that hooker last week..LOL
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:lmao: "Perv"fect idea for a smilie, dmc!! A pervert with a hearing aid!! Didn't you know that BernieP was the first :gossip: busted in the :whip:


In related note, the joker who locks his sife out in the snow until she turns a few tricks and brings him back some $$ got a rude awakening last night...She callled the cops adn had him tossed out... :lmao: Last I saw when I left work. His sick azz was walking down GMR, poor baby!!!


Was that you B? :hugs:
 
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dmc854

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fttrsbeerwench said:
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:lmao: "Perv"fect idea for a smilie, dmc!! A pervert with a hearing aid!! Didn't you know that BernieP was the first :gossip: busted in the :whip:


In related note, the joker who locks his sife out in the snow until she turns a few tricks and brings him back some $$ got a rude awakening last night...She callled the cops adn had him tossed out... :lmao: Last I saw when I left work. His sick azz was walking down GMR, poor baby!!!


Was that you B? :hugs:
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LOL :banana: Maybe she brought him something back to make his banana rot off!
 
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BernieP

Resident PIA
nope, not me (you won't catch me walking on GM Rd more then 5 ft from my car and the only in the dayllight)
Analysis on the "pick up line" from a male POV
"Hey Dude" - okay, an attention getter, not as good as maybe "Hey there good looking" or "Hi fellla" but it works.
'the story' - to long, a lecture, to much information, men won't process this part, it will simply be tuned out - hence the selective hearing.
"Wanna Hump?" - always a good way to get a man's attention refocused on the issue at hand.
- LOL, have a good day
 
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dmc854

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"Wanna Hump?" - always a good way to get a man's attention refocused on the issue at hand.
- LOL, have a good day
Well the issue will be "at hand" if you don't get propositioned!
 
fttrsbeerwench

fttrsbeerwench

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dmc854 said:
"Wanna Hump?" - always a good way to get a man's attention refocused on the issue at hand.
- LOL, have a good day
Well the issue will be "at hand" if you don't get propositioned!
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As I speed toward 30 :yikes: , I have become quite adept at the whole "at hand: business, thanks.

"Wanna hump?, is for self preservation, if the "dude" ( usually comes out "dud" for some reason) isn't attuned to anything else,, he will at least comprehend that... No sense in passing up a chance for a little diddle. You know?

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dmc854

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fttrsbeerwench said:
OH yes!! 30!! Woohoo!


Here's to making it 30 years fairly unscathed:dead: ..Give or take an organ.


:cheers: :cheers: Two for me


:cheers: One for you!!
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WTG! I hated 30..lol..but 40 made up for it. :flowers:
 
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