No cookies necessary this time.Mikeinsmd said:God told me to tell you to jump off the Solomons bridge.
No cookies necessary this time.Mikeinsmd said:God told me to tell you to jump off the Solomons bridge.
huntr1 said:I do not think there is such a thing as a "good" mug shot. If a person were being good, they would not have a mug shot at all.
Jesus would have had a mug shot but they did not have a camera around.huntr1 said:I do not think there is such a thing as a "good" mug shot. If a person were being good, they would not have a mug shot at all.
Jesus told me to do the 8 turn using only my clutch control. I think you should do it using full throttle.JPC said:Perhaps the woman was right so that if she felt God was telling her to keep driving then do keep driving.
In the Gospel Christ said; "if someone does compel thee to go a mile then go with them two miles." [just to screw up the one mile] per; Matthew 5:41
BUT, just do not let go of the driving wheel of the car and expect Jesus to take the wheel.
And really, it should have been Jesus take my handlebars. Please don't agree with me on anything. It makes me look bad.JPC said:So I agree with BS Gal that this was another example of "Jesus take the wheel."
Plus it was just announced that the Carrie Underwood song went triple platnum.
Let's think about this for a minute:JPC said:Perhaps the woman was right so that if she felt God was telling her to keep driving then do keep driving.
Because we certainly hope Jesus has better things to do than drive your car for you.JPC said:BUT, just do not let go of the driving wheel of the car and expect Jesus to take the wheel.
Why are you such a bigot?vraiblonde said:Let's think about this for a minute:
How do you all know God didn't tell her to keep going?
If you believe in God and you pray, thinking God speaks to you, then how do you know he wasn't speaking to her, too? Because JPC is correct - Jesus would have had a mug shot if they'd done that back then.
And many modern men who have proclaimed to be the next Messiah have mugshots as well. How do we know they're not? After all, it's not like Jesus was welcomed by the government with open arms.
I thought her post was very reasonable. Where do you see "bigot"????slotted said:Why are you such a bigot?
I guess I put slotted on the spot by asking him to explain while he probably does not even know how to explain his post because it is so wrong.slotted said:Why are you such a bigot?
You have got to be kidding me.JPC said:knoweth what he is doingeth.
The spelling of those words is not a mistake. In the King James Version (KJV) of the Bible it uses those old english terms like, thee and thou, ye and thy, knoweth, soweth, bringeth, etc. The KJV of the Bible is legendary for its poetic terminology and I was doing the same in that post with my terminology.Nickel said:You have got to be kidding me.
Ponytail said:Anybody else starting to picture SoMD's version of George Bush here?
Even if he did, doingeth?slotted said:If Jesus existed, I don't think he spoke the King's English.
MMDad said:That's just a windowlicker word!
MMDad said:Even if he did, doingeth?
That's just a windowlicker word!
slotted said:If Jesus existed, I don't think he spoke the King's English.