Good Thursday Morning!

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Kain99

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workin hard said:
Morning. :howdy:
Slept with the window open last night and my eyes are all puffy.
I finally broke down and turned on the air conditioner at 8..... Slept like a baby. Have you tried opening the windows from the top? It's probably just an old wives tale but that's supposed to keep the yuckies away. :smile:
 
morganj614 said:
Aww. it's awful walking around with someone else's eyes. :huggy: :huggy:
The past year I have been walking around with someone elses butt.
I hope ya feel better.
You know I have the same problem with my azz. I think it is time I send this mother back. :lol:
 
Kain99 said:
I finally broke down and turned on the air conditioner at 8..... Slept like a baby. Have you tried opening the windows from the top? It's probably just an old wives tale but that's supposed to keep the yuckies away. :smile:
We are in a condo right now so the windows only windows only wind out but in the new house I will try opening them from the top. Thanks :huggy:
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
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virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
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These smilies crack my azz up!

Good Morning Forumites....

Morgan, with my potty humor, and your comment to Catt under her Thread about Abbey and Biscuit, I had the freaking giggles all night about Abbey being able to hear a flea fart!!! I so would give you triple green juju!

:roflmao:
 
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Stay mellow! Resist trying to take control of foreign situations. It's more fun to appreciate how different they are from your scene. Love your home, and realize that others, no less rightly, love theirs. :confused:

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). What you've done for love! And it didn't come cheap! If you feel like a slave to the choices you've made, a Libra or Pisces can help you review and change your understanding of the situation.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). Career happenings build your confidence. You'll be working with someone who obviously has taken a detour off the information highway. Since you're the smart, reasonable one, speak up and be the leader.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Somehow you make the grueling effort to get through the day doing only what is good for you! Be careful whom you believe. You're faced with someone (devastatingly attractive) who is all talk and no action.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). You must shed your shackles to realize your potential. Think about what you might be willing to give up in order to move to the next level in your personal development. Change your story.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). Breaking old habits is often not fun, which is why most people avoid the effort. But you are so compelled by your goal today that you could change in an instant, with very little resistance from your own mind and body.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). There's a significant part of you who is still a child. This is the perfect day to allow that child the freedom to sing, dance, praise and love. How will the world be a different place because you came for a visit?

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Review and change your view of money ... again! Your beliefs about wealth and how much abundance you deserve are still undergoing a major overhaul. Adjustments will be made daily in the month to come.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Loved ones are not as pragmatic as you. In fact, someone dear to you is downright reality impaired. Luckily, you've got enough horse sense for two people. Adventure tonight is delicious, but do bring a map.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). A happier world for you means more than harmony, friends and peace. It also means personal accomplishment -- mastery even. And so the hard work continues into the evening.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You are surrounded by strong opinions and people who live out loud. Sure, you learn something by hanging out with charismatic people. But don't dismiss your own thoughts! They have real power.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Work stirs your passions. Social interaction could have you living in your head too much. You'll have more fun if you don't over-think everything that's said to you. Block out the gremlins of self-doubt.
 

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Aries (March 21 - April 19) <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:eek:ffice:eek:ffice" /><o:p></o:p>

Good time to invest in flowers and a card. Sometimes no occasion is the best occasion. Just like sometimes no disfiguring disease is the best disfiguring disease, I guess. <o:p></o:p>

Taurus (April 20 - May 20) <o:p></o:p>

Beware of galoots, today. <o:p></o:p>

Gemini (May 21 - June 20) <o:p></o:p>

You will meet a tough challenge in a very resourceful way, today, using only a Swiss Army Knife, a transistor radio, and oven cleaner. <o:p></o:p>

Cancer (June 21 - July 22) <o:p></o:p>

It's time to get a new perspective on your job. Try to think of work as a great big funhouse. Just without the fun. <o:p></o:p>

Leo (July 23 - August 22) <o:p></o:p>

An old man with bad teeth will whack you with his cane today, as you walk past. He'll pretend it was an accident. <o:p></o:p>

Virgo (August 23 - September 22) <o:p></o:p>

Soon you will start work on a mystery novel, "The Curse Of The Mummy's Nose", told from the point of view of your cat, Erik. <o:p></o:p>

Libra (September 22 - October 22) <o:p></o:p>

You will make the startling discovery that most of the lawyers and judges in your county have been possessed by demons. In fact, they weren't kidding when they said that possession was nine tenths of the law... <o:p></o:p>

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) <o:p></o:p>

Remember - every cloud has a silver lining, and every problem is an opportunity in disguise. So next time you see a problem, just imagine it without the fake nose and glasses. <o:p></o:p>

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) <o:p></o:p>

Good day to embrace diversity. Wear mismatched shoes. <o:p></o:p>

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) <o:p></o:p>

Nothing especially remarkable will happen today. You will get a strange urge to talk like Ziggy Marley, but it will pass. <o:p></o:p>

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) <o:p></o:p>

Today you will discover a troupe of gypsies hiding in your bathroom. They will leave when you ask them to, but you should expect a fair amount of grumbling. <o:p></o:p>

Pisces (February 19 - March 20) <o:p></o:p>

You will discover you have a certain flair for copywriting, and will pick up a little extra spending money by doing window signs for stores, such as "Going Out Of Business. Waaaah!" <o:p></o:p>

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virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
K_Jo said:
I'm grumpy. :mad:

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BadGirl

I am so very blessed
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Work stirs your passions [trust me.... that will NEVER happen]. Social interaction could have you living in your head too much [what else is new?]. You'll have more fun if you don't over-think everything that's said to you [I never over-think ANYTHING]. Block out the gremlins of self-doubt [I don't have enough time in my day to do that].
 

Daddy_O

Big Wheelin'
morganj614 said:
Leo (July 23 - August 22)

An old man with bad teeth will whack you with his cane today, as you walk past. He'll pretend it was an accident.

Great I am gonna get whacked! :duh:

you might enjoy the whacking?.....
 
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