Stang Girl
Mr. and Mrs.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kizzy said:Good morning!
At least today I'm starting off with my underwear on correctly and not inside out, like yesterday.
Good Thursday Morning!
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Good Morning All!
:RANT: My asthma and allergies are getting to me - even with Advair, Singulair, Allegra and Flonase... Pretty bad over the last few days to week(s). I feel it more this year than in years past. Anyone else feel it especially bad?
Before you begin tearing me a new one, yes I smoke - but I don't smoke much, just variety - AND it's my only vice.
:RANT: My asthma and allergies are getting to me - even with Advair, Singulair, Allegra and Flonase... Pretty bad over the last few days to week(s). I feel it more this year than in years past. Anyone else feel it especially bad?
Before you begin tearing me a new one, yes I smoke - but I don't smoke much, just variety - AND it's my only vice.
Stang Girl
Mr. and Mrs.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cancer........????????????
want a new one?
Stang Girl
Mr. and Mrs.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today's Horoscope
By Holiday Mathis
Thursday, June 16, 2005; Page C12
ARIES (March 21-April 19). The best ideas all seem crazy at first. So if it makes your head spin, your eyes cross and your belly laugh, it's probably on the right track. A wacky move is what's needed to shake things up. This goes double in matters of love.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Loved ones keep close tabs on your every move. You feel as though you're under home confinement a la Martha Stewart. You need to stretch your wings. Break free -- be rebellious and unreachable for a few hours.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Without meaning to, you stumble onto deep issues. You'll sort through the ethics of a situation or face a metaphysical quandary, such as: What, exactly, is love? No need to solve the mysteries of the universe in one day.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You expect much from your friends now -- or is this what you should have been receiving all along? Is it too much to ask for a nurturing word, a bonding activity and some wise counsel? If it is, maybe you need new friends.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). There are words engraved on your heart. You heard them early in life and have been acting in accordance ever since -- though you would be hard-pressed to remember what they say. See if you can figure it out today.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). A spoonful of salt is disgusting to eat. But a pinch here and there enlivens almost any food. Little by little, you chip away at a responsibility you once found unsavory. When taken in tiny doses, it's actually kind of nice.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). What happens on a fluke is brilliant, genius, truly inspired. Too bad what you do deliberately doesn't have that same spark. The lesson, as usual, is to lighten up. Relax, and make room for spontaneity.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You're not content to add your contribution to the mix now because you're tired of not getting credited for your work. You want people to know who you are and acknowledge you properly. And who can blame you?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Career gains may be coming in a steady climb, but romance explodes into your life. Love is found while pursuing interests that are off the beaten track. (Then again, what interests do you have that are ON the beaten path?)
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Your specialty now is contained emotion -- perfect for this soul-testing day. Though the idea of facing an authority figure makes your palms sweat, you act your way through the situation. The act becomes a reality.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). It's a fine day to break your own record or reach a personal goal. Consider hypnotherapy or other alternative forms of motivation to kick a habit -- like being self-effacing at the wrong moments.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Music pours from your soul. The one whose song harmonizes with your own emerges. It's not who you think. The most unlikely person will help you develop your purpose.
TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (June 16). You learn how to resonate at a higher vibration. This month is all about joy, joy and more joy. Decide what makes you feel energized, enthusiastic and whole, then get as much of it as you can. You set the tone to attract romance in July, money in August and expansive entities, such as a new business, in September. Love signs are Scorpio and Leo. Your lucky numbers are: 5, 10, 3, 9 and 16.
2005CREATORS SYNDICATE, INC.
By Holiday Mathis
Thursday, June 16, 2005; Page C12
ARIES (March 21-April 19). The best ideas all seem crazy at first. So if it makes your head spin, your eyes cross and your belly laugh, it's probably on the right track. A wacky move is what's needed to shake things up. This goes double in matters of love.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Loved ones keep close tabs on your every move. You feel as though you're under home confinement a la Martha Stewart. You need to stretch your wings. Break free -- be rebellious and unreachable for a few hours.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Without meaning to, you stumble onto deep issues. You'll sort through the ethics of a situation or face a metaphysical quandary, such as: What, exactly, is love? No need to solve the mysteries of the universe in one day.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). You expect much from your friends now -- or is this what you should have been receiving all along? Is it too much to ask for a nurturing word, a bonding activity and some wise counsel? If it is, maybe you need new friends.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). There are words engraved on your heart. You heard them early in life and have been acting in accordance ever since -- though you would be hard-pressed to remember what they say. See if you can figure it out today.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). A spoonful of salt is disgusting to eat. But a pinch here and there enlivens almost any food. Little by little, you chip away at a responsibility you once found unsavory. When taken in tiny doses, it's actually kind of nice.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). What happens on a fluke is brilliant, genius, truly inspired. Too bad what you do deliberately doesn't have that same spark. The lesson, as usual, is to lighten up. Relax, and make room for spontaneity.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You're not content to add your contribution to the mix now because you're tired of not getting credited for your work. You want people to know who you are and acknowledge you properly. And who can blame you?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Career gains may be coming in a steady climb, but romance explodes into your life. Love is found while pursuing interests that are off the beaten track. (Then again, what interests do you have that are ON the beaten path?)
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Your specialty now is contained emotion -- perfect for this soul-testing day. Though the idea of facing an authority figure makes your palms sweat, you act your way through the situation. The act becomes a reality.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). It's a fine day to break your own record or reach a personal goal. Consider hypnotherapy or other alternative forms of motivation to kick a habit -- like being self-effacing at the wrong moments.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Music pours from your soul. The one whose song harmonizes with your own emerges. It's not who you think. The most unlikely person will help you develop your purpose.
TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (June 16). You learn how to resonate at a higher vibration. This month is all about joy, joy and more joy. Decide what makes you feel energized, enthusiastic and whole, then get as much of it as you can. You set the tone to attract romance in July, money in August and expansive entities, such as a new business, in September. Love signs are Scorpio and Leo. Your lucky numbers are: 5, 10, 3, 9 and 16.
2005CREATORS SYNDICATE, INC.
sowhat
Skinny people need LESS
Otter
Nothing to see here
Aries (Mar 20 - Apr 19)
Today is Aries. Well, Aries, simply put, your love life stinks. Just kidding! Heh heh! Actually, today's your lucky day. For today true love will surely come your way. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Not really! Heh-heh-heh. Oh, what's this? My goodness, you're being run over by a truck! Ha ha, no-no-no-no-no-no, juuust joshin' ya. Hmm, the fact of the matter is that your star's sort of fogged in today. Maybe you better just stay in bed, watch your stories.
Taurus (Apr 19 - May 20)
Attention, Taurus. Stop with the caveman fantasy, Conan, it's time you washed your hair. It smells funny. While you're at it you might as well wash ALL over. Stop using water conservation as an excuse to be stinky! You know why your girlfriend hasn't complained about it? 'Cause she won't come near ya, that's why.
Gemini (May 20 - Jun 21)
Attention, Gemini. As a result of the earmuff incident, your roommate now thinks you're completely evil. When friends call, she tells them you're out jogging - with the devil! Plus, she believes the only way to save you is by eating the meat portions of your frozen dinners. Time to bury the hatchet, so to speak.
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)
Attention, Cancer! You're a man after me own heart, yuk yuk yuk. You don't take nuttin' from nobody. But you might wanna cut your sweetie some slack. The other day when she asked you to pass the sugar, you started ranting and raving about being your own man and not taking orders from any stupid girl! Hey, all she wanted was a little sugar.
Leo (Jul 22 - Aug 22)
Today is Leooooo. It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade ‘n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.
Virgo (Aug 22 - Sep 22)
Attention Virgo! You thought Peggy Sue would be surprised by your little spur-of-the-moment visit. She was. You scared the pants off her! Literally! But fear not, that certain someone who pointed out that you had a booger on your shirt the other day has forgotten the whole incident. Heh heh.
Libra (Sep 22 - Oct 23)
Attention Libra! I'm sorry to report that in the next few months you'll discover a large ugly lump on your neck. It's your HEAD! Mwaahaahaahaa! So don't pick at it, it'll just make it worse. Mwaahaahaahaa! Hey, does your head hurt? Well, it's killin' me! Mwaahaahaahaa! Ha ha ha ha ha! Boy, I love this job.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
Today is Scorpio. Emphasis on travel, communicaion, and problem solving. Start with figuring out how to use your deodorant. Also, your moon position is disturbing. Spandex no longer flatters you. Too many cheeseburgers, I fear. Today, try saying no to ground meat, processed cheese, and salt buns. Thank you.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Today is Sagittarius. Your roommate is out to get you. You think he's being nice when he folds your laundry, but he's actually wearing your underwear around before he puts it in your drawers! And he's out to steal your girlfriend too. Maybe you should buy her some chocolates. And I don't mean Tootsie Rolls, pallsy, buy her the expensive assorted kind with the gooey unpredictable centers! If that don't work, beg.
Capricorn (Dec 21 - Jan 19)
Today is Caaapricornnnn. Focus on finance, frisbee throwing, and fish chowder. Today, a seldom heard from family member will declare, "Cross my path again and you're history!" So, better watch your backside. Oh, and stop singin' in the shower so much. You're scaring Grandma.
Aquarius (Jan 19 - Feb 18)
Today is Aquariusss. Hey, Aquarius, who d'ya think ya are, Aquaman? Get outta the tub already! Nothing wrong with bathing every now and then, but people are startin' to talk about how much time yer spendin' in the tub! Whaddaya doin' in there anyway? You better stop singing that stupid "Age of Aquarius" song and start singin' "Superfreak", 'cause that's what you're turning into, buddy!
Pisces (Feb 18 - Mar 20)
Today is pisces. Learn to live life to the fullest. Start with a big breakfast. But, hey, nobody lives forever, stop with the fiber already! Oh, and I see good financial news in your future - in about thirty or forty years! Mwaahaahaahaahaahaa!
Today is Aries. Well, Aries, simply put, your love life stinks. Just kidding! Heh heh! Actually, today's your lucky day. For today true love will surely come your way. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh. Not really! Heh-heh-heh. Oh, what's this? My goodness, you're being run over by a truck! Ha ha, no-no-no-no-no-no, juuust joshin' ya. Hmm, the fact of the matter is that your star's sort of fogged in today. Maybe you better just stay in bed, watch your stories.
Taurus (Apr 19 - May 20)
Attention, Taurus. Stop with the caveman fantasy, Conan, it's time you washed your hair. It smells funny. While you're at it you might as well wash ALL over. Stop using water conservation as an excuse to be stinky! You know why your girlfriend hasn't complained about it? 'Cause she won't come near ya, that's why.
Gemini (May 20 - Jun 21)
Attention, Gemini. As a result of the earmuff incident, your roommate now thinks you're completely evil. When friends call, she tells them you're out jogging - with the devil! Plus, she believes the only way to save you is by eating the meat portions of your frozen dinners. Time to bury the hatchet, so to speak.
Cancer (Jun 21 - Jul 22)
Attention, Cancer! You're a man after me own heart, yuk yuk yuk. You don't take nuttin' from nobody. But you might wanna cut your sweetie some slack. The other day when she asked you to pass the sugar, you started ranting and raving about being your own man and not taking orders from any stupid girl! Hey, all she wanted was a little sugar.
Leo (Jul 22 - Aug 22)
Today is Leooooo. It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the pink dresses and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade ‘n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.
Virgo (Aug 22 - Sep 22)
Attention Virgo! You thought Peggy Sue would be surprised by your little spur-of-the-moment visit. She was. You scared the pants off her! Literally! But fear not, that certain someone who pointed out that you had a booger on your shirt the other day has forgotten the whole incident. Heh heh.
Libra (Sep 22 - Oct 23)
Attention Libra! I'm sorry to report that in the next few months you'll discover a large ugly lump on your neck. It's your HEAD! Mwaahaahaahaa! So don't pick at it, it'll just make it worse. Mwaahaahaahaa! Hey, does your head hurt? Well, it's killin' me! Mwaahaahaahaa! Ha ha ha ha ha! Boy, I love this job.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22)
Today is Scorpio. Emphasis on travel, communicaion, and problem solving. Start with figuring out how to use your deodorant. Also, your moon position is disturbing. Spandex no longer flatters you. Too many cheeseburgers, I fear. Today, try saying no to ground meat, processed cheese, and salt buns. Thank you.
Sagittarius (Nov 22 - Dec 21)
Today is Sagittarius. Your roommate is out to get you. You think he's being nice when he folds your laundry, but he's actually wearing your underwear around before he puts it in your drawers! And he's out to steal your girlfriend too. Maybe you should buy her some chocolates. And I don't mean Tootsie Rolls, pallsy, buy her the expensive assorted kind with the gooey unpredictable centers! If that don't work, beg.
Capricorn (Dec 21 - Jan 19)
Today is Caaapricornnnn. Focus on finance, frisbee throwing, and fish chowder. Today, a seldom heard from family member will declare, "Cross my path again and you're history!" So, better watch your backside. Oh, and stop singin' in the shower so much. You're scaring Grandma.
Aquarius (Jan 19 - Feb 18)
Today is Aquariusss. Hey, Aquarius, who d'ya think ya are, Aquaman? Get outta the tub already! Nothing wrong with bathing every now and then, but people are startin' to talk about how much time yer spendin' in the tub! Whaddaya doin' in there anyway? You better stop singing that stupid "Age of Aquarius" song and start singin' "Superfreak", 'cause that's what you're turning into, buddy!
Pisces (Feb 18 - Mar 20)
Today is pisces. Learn to live life to the fullest. Start with a big breakfast. But, hey, nobody lives forever, stop with the fiber already! Oh, and I see good financial news in your future - in about thirty or forty years! Mwaahaahaahaahaahaa!
kwillia
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sowhat said:
I hope noone clicks your link... it has a virus associated with it...
cattitude
My Sweetest Boy
Capricorn (Dec 21 - Jan 19)
Today is Caaapricornnnn. Focus on finance, frisbee throwing, and fish chowder. Today, a seldom heard from family member will declare, "Cross my path again and you're history!" So, better watch your backside. Oh, and stop singin' in the shower so much. You're scaring Grandma.
Today is Caaapricornnnn. Focus on finance, frisbee throwing, and fish chowder. Today, a seldom heard from family member will declare, "Cross my path again and you're history!" So, better watch your backside. Oh, and stop singin' in the shower so much. You're scaring Grandma.
sowhat
Skinny people need LESS
Leo (Jul 22 - Aug 22)
Today is Leooooo. It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the green shirt and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade ‘n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.
:shrug: SoWhats wrong with my shirt?
Today is Leooooo. It's time to stop dressing like Strawberry Shortcake. It's creepy. A hairy guy like you should leave the green shirt and striped tights at home! I know you got big laughs in the second grade ‘n' all the girls wanted to sit by ya, but now the only girl who'll come near you is your shrink! Face it, it's not cute any more.
:shrug: SoWhats wrong with my shirt?