Govt has been collecting "stuff"

[gemma_rae]

I can't scientifically explain it, but if I screw something up at my work, that news travels faster than the speed of light.

 

[Sneakers]

So how are all of these aliens capable of crossing vast swaths of the galaxy or even universe and then immediately crashing their aircraft?

Never thought of it that way......

 

[Tech]

So how are all of these aliens capable of crossing vast swaths of the galaxy or even universe and then immediately crashing their aircraft? Are we getting the equivalent of 13 year old aliens stealing daddy's ufo to go for a joyride? Alien UFOTubers making prank videos? Hey Blee-borg, watch this. I got them to waste 75 years examining the your mom's dildo I dropped in Roswell.

The signal from the movie Earth Girls Are Easy finally reached them.

 

[Kinnakeet]

You pee on a jellyfish sting not a jelly stain?

Sorry to the lady at the Waffle House this morning.

Old wives tale

 

[SamSpade]

If there was anything to this story - it would be, without question, the biggest news story of all time.

Why isn't it?

 

[Sneakers]

Why isn't it?

For the same reason we don't all have, can't buy, and can't duplicate those devices that make free electricity that are touted on YouTube. Not real.

 

[Tech]

These stories have been out for years, read a book from a USAF officer about 30 years ago. He stated that it was his job to find the private company to reverse engineer the stuff, he mention the transistor, lasers, and night vision.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Aliens have visited, but the first human they encountered was the guy with a TV remote control stuck in his ass and they said "lets get the hell out of here" and they left.

 

[Sneakers]

Aliens have visited, but the first human they encountered was the guy with a TV remote control stuck in his ass and they said "lets get the hell out of here" and they left.