Greatest Thread of all time...

fttrsbeerwench

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vraiblonde said:
Yeah, the old "I hate you all! I'm leaving and never coming back!" threads. :lol:
If some of these people weren't so...socially constipated..














We'd all be bored out of our skulls.:lmao:

If I tell you about my dysfunctional, ex-con, mama's boy lover with the irritable bowels, 7 kids and political views of a rabid marxist. Then relate to you how I burned Thanksgiving dinner on the grill at my lesbian ex-lovers trailer while drinking Boone's Farm and hallucinating fuzzy white possum like creatures before giving birth in the panelled hallway to my neighbors husbands baby because my foot was stuck in a hole in the floor... You won't tell anyone .. .WILL YOU??
 
Pete said:
:blushing: My day is made :yay: a nasal geyser is the best way to say "thank you"
Here is another day booster for you... out of the blue yesterday evening my daughter says, "So Mom, how many days are there in Kwanzaa?" I say, "Seven." She says, "Oh, then that means there are 8 days in Petezaa! I can't wait until next year, it's going to be fun!" :eyebrow:
 

Pete

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kwillia said:
Here is another day booster for you... out of the blue yesterday evening my daughter says, "So Mom, how many days are there in Kwanzaa?" I say, "Seven." She says, "Oh, then that means there are 8 days in Petezaa! I can't wait until next year, it's going to be fun!" :eyebrow:
The Force is strong in that one :yay:
 
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