Haircuts

[wittykitty]

I know a few of those myself but it's not legal in MD

My neighbor probably has time for more “clients”

 

[PrchJrkr]

My neighbor probably has time for more “clients”

I never did follow up on that. You wouldn't happen to have her number, would you?

 

[Scat]

She doesn't do females by any chance does she?

Are you asking hairstyling or lifestyling?

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Mowing the lawn?

 

[Scat]

Wait a minute - your neighbor is the one who either cuts hair or sells sex isn't she? Starting to make sense now - guess that was an odd question about doing females after all. Sorry about that @Scat.

Oh I’m full of odd questions

 

[BernieP]

Wait a minute - your neighbor is the one who either cuts hair or sells sex isn't she? Starting to make sense now - guess that was an odd question about doing females after all. Sorry about that @Scat.

hmmm I could use both, more the haircut

 

[PeoplesElbow]

I'm still waiting for a picture of said neighbor, the penalty for giving haircuts is probably greater than the one for selling sex right now.

 

[Miker/t]

 

[BernieP]

Listening to WMAL the other day and they were talking to a salon owner about DIY haircuts and hair color.
The advice, unless you can't stand it DO NOT DIY or let an amateur do it either. If you must have it cut, watch videos on how to do it properly.
Someone offered too many times so I was forced to accept. I regret it. I now have a receding hairline where the hair was yanked out at the roots.
This isn't a bad haircut, I was plucked and phucked.

 

[BernieP]

In the immortal words of every hairdresser that has ever existed and given you a bad haircut - it'll grow.

not if it's been ripped out at the roots.
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's getting caught on your hair".
Then stop trying to yank the clippers free you dumbass.

 

[BernieP]

I take it she wasn't a professional?

Depends on what you consider a profession, drunk? Yes.
Psychopath? Yes