Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[Tomcat]

Happy St. Patricks Day!!!
I'm dreading the onslaught of drunk relatives calling me starting at 8 tonight...

If you're out with drinking green beer, you won't be home to answer the phone

 

[somdcrab]

If you're out with drinking green beer, you won't be home to answer the phone

we will be to drunk for the phone

 

[dems4me]

If you're out with drinking green beer, you won't be home to answer the phone

alcohol was one of the things I gave up for lent

 

[dems4me]

we will be to drunk for the phone

Thank you sweetie! But the phone ringing is a distraction, especially when you then visualize various drunk relatives ... please turn ringer off before you come upstairs....

 

[somdcrab]

Thank you sweetie! But the phone ringing is a distraction, especially when you then visualize various drunk relatives ... please turn ringer off before you come upstairs....

yes my dear, i feel better knowing you are finally sober honey



J/K

 

[aps45819]

alcohol was one of the things I gave up for lent

I was tempted to ask if common sense was one of the other things you gave up, but I realized you can't give something you never had.

 

[kwillia]

...please turn ringer off before you come upstairs....

I thought you gave that up for Lent too...

 

[bennydafig]

I love me some green beer.

 

[dems4me]

I thought you gave that up for Lent too...

shhhhhh..... I havn't told him the bad news yet Besides... I heard abscence makes the #### grow fonder... :shrug:

 

[somdcrab]

shhhhhh..... I havn't told him the bad news yet Besides... I heard abscence makes the #### grow fonder... :shrug:

WHAT tell me

 

[dems4me]

WHAT tell me

Instead of hijacking this thread... we shoudl take it to my private forum T... Thanks again for the ring, I will cherish our lives together.

 

[morganj614]

shhhhhh..... I havn't told him the bad news yet Besides... I heard abscence makes the #### grow fonder... :shrug:

you mean ABSTINENCE is what you profess for Lent ..not absence of the playpen..

 

[dems4me]

you mean ABSTINENCE is what you profess for Lent ..not absence of the playpen..

good play on words: You are welcome to join us sweetie.

 

[aps45819]

you mean ABSTINENCE is what you profess for Lent ..not absence of the playpen..

It was absinthe

 

[somdcrab]

Instead of hijacking this thread... we shoudl take it to my private forum T... Thanks again for the ring, I will cherish our lives together.

you have a good point snookems my libido does the talking @times my apologies

 

[dems4me]

you have a good point snookems my libido does the talking @times my apologies

that's ok...lib... libido - tomato ..tomatoe... potatoe... potato... its all the same these days ...

 

[somdcrab]

that's ok...lib... libido - tomato ..tomatoe... potatoe... potato... its all the same these days ...

you just wait until tonight still gonna wear the leprechuan nightie??????





lol

 

[Tomcat]

here ya go

 

[bookworm]

nice tom

 

[vraiblonde]

After the Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

I'll take that, thanks....