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TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Life is a grocery store, and this morning you picked the slowest check-out lane ever. Fear not. You got a great parking spot, and once you're out of the early a.m. slump, the rest of the day flies by.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Just like the Green Day song, sometimes it seems like your shadow is the only one who walks beside you. If that's true, it's only because you haven't extended enough invitations. Put yourself out there -- you'll be embraced!
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You have a knack for mutual interest and you teach others how to play nice. Life doesn't have to be a zero-sum game where in order for you to win something someone else has to lose.
SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). Keep aware! Work may put you in a position to defend a policy with which you personally disagree. Such activities have an ill effect on your health. Think long-term, and withdraw yourself from duplicity.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Going with the group today means you must compromise, negotiate and ultimately settle. Happiness is having your own transportation so you can leave the "party" whenever you want!
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Work involves a big to-do. Systems that rely on order and plan for chaos will work. You should know that an old friend longs to be back in touch with you, but is afraid you still harbor resentment over an ancient sin.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). An amazing opportunity drops right in your lap. No need to waste time weighing the pros and cons. This is the chance of a lifetime. Give it your all, and you will be rewarded financially.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). You woke up thinking there can't possibly be a wrong side of the bed. Your optimism is catching -- you can help a family member who is having a hard time seeing the silver lining to a (seemingly) bad situation.
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Carefree days may seem like something of the past, but it's a way of thinking that you can have again -- yes, even with your current heavy responsibilities. The right teacher will take you as far as your mind wants to go.
GEMINI (May 21-June 21). You're in a position to grant forgiveness. It's tempting to ask for a written statement expressing contrition, but instead you're easygoing and compassionate, just as you would like others to be with you.
CANCER (June 22-July 22). Love and happiness follow you like the "Saturday Night Fever" soundtrack followed John Travolta. Share the joy with a friend who's in a rut. You and John have plenty of disco fun to spare.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You're happy in situations that highlight your bold style. You may be the fashionable worker in an unfashionable industry, and being different makes you like yourself that much more. Why shouldn't you?
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