here goes.....
- Thread starter GregV814
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GregV814
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That’s a heaping helpin of PRIDE right there
A pilot had just taken off from the airport on a long transatlantic flight.
He picked up the microphone and announced to his passengers “ladies and gentlemen we’re going to be traveling at 35,000 feet for the next 4 1/2 hours, sit back, relax and enjoy your flight“
He sat the microphone down but had neglected to turn it off. He turnEd to the copilot and said this is going to be a long one, I could really use a blowjob and a cup of coffee.
Unfortunately,this conversation was heard throughout the entire aircraft. A flight attendant at the back of the plane heard the announcement and, realizing how embarrassing this was, started running towards the cockpit to warn the pilot.
As she ran past them, one of the passengers shouted to her “don’t forget the coffee“
He picked up the microphone and announced to his passengers “ladies and gentlemen we’re going to be traveling at 35,000 feet for the next 4 1/2 hours, sit back, relax and enjoy your flight“
He sat the microphone down but had neglected to turn it off. He turnEd to the copilot and said this is going to be a long one, I could really use a blowjob and a cup of coffee.
Unfortunately,this conversation was heard throughout the entire aircraft. A flight attendant at the back of the plane heard the announcement and, realizing how embarrassing this was, started running towards the cockpit to warn the pilot.
As she ran past them, one of the passengers shouted to her “don’t forget the coffee“