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Flying Pig

New Member
aps45819 said:
The purpose of fringed extensions on leather garments/bags is to increase the surface area exposed to the air in order to shorten the time it takes for the leather to dry.
WTH does this have to do with poker?
I know what the purpose of fringe is.
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
Flying Pig said:
Yeah, 'cause some dipshit can't take a joke. Not my fault you can't tell when somebody is making a joke.
Explaine to me what asking Pete if he got saddlebags with or without fringe has to do with playing poker.
 

Flying Pig

New Member
aps45819 said:
Explaine to me what asking Pete if he got saddlebags with or without fringe has to do with playing poker.
Maybe I need to type slower so you can understand. When I said
Flying Pig said:
You can say that after asking if he's got fringe on his bike? You must be hell on your fellow poker players.
it was in response to you saying
APS said:
Quit woman, this is man's talk.
In other words, I was saying that you must have a heck of a poker face if you can make that statement in reference to fringe without laughing. First mistake I made was in assuming that by "Quit" you actually meant "Quiet". Second mistake was me assuming that you were able to grasp my inference that fringe is not "manly". Guess I was wrong.
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
Flying Pig said:
Second mistake was me assuming that you were able to grasp my inference that fringe is not "manly". Guess I was wrong.
Always thought that if it was on leather it was a utilitarian/gender neutral type of thing.
Now if we had been discusing Pete's new underwear...
 

Pete

Repete
uh o

Well I was going along quite well. I decided to take the fender all the way off so I could relocate the turn signals. In order to do that I had to take the side fender supports off, and in order to take those off I had to take the rear shocks loose.

Well I EVIDENTLY I did not have the bike jacked up quite high enough so when the shock came off the ass end of the bike collapsed. Now this does not seem like a big deal in itself, BUT my hand was between the fender and the shock and the fender support. When the bike collapsed my hand got wedged in there. It hurt if I may say so. Unfortunately while it was hurting, I realized I could not get my hand out. I could not lift the bike high enough to get it out. SO now is where you get the mental picture of me standing in the garage with my hand caught under 400lbs of motorcylce, grimacing, jacking the floor jack with my foot.

Nothing broken, and when the swelling goes down I might go goof with it some more. :yay:
 

AC/DC

Lord, I apologize.
Pete said:
Well I was going along quite well. I decided to take the fender all the way off so I could relocate the turn signals. In order to do that I had to take the side fender supports off, and in order to take those off I had to take the rear shocks loose.

Well I EVIDENTLY I did not have the bike jacked up quite high enough so when the shock came off the ass end of the bike collapsed. Now this does not seem like a big deal in itself, BUT my hand was between the fender and the shock and the fender support. When the bike collapsed my hand got wedged in there. It hurt if I may say so. Unfortunately while it was hurting, I realized I could not get my hand out. I could not lift the bike high enough to get it out. SO now is where you get the mental picture of me standing in the garage with my hand caught under 400lbs of motorcylce, grimacing, jacking the floor jack with my foot.

Nothing broken, and when the swelling goes down I might go goof with it some more. :yay:

:killingme.......sorry.........:killingme.......I'm glad you're ok.....:killingme :roflmao:
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
Pete said:
Well I EVIDENTLY I did not have the bike jacked up quite high enough so when the shock came off the ass end of the bike collapsed. Now this does not seem like a big deal in itself, BUT my hand was between the fender and the shock and the fender support. When the bike collapsed my hand got wedged in there. It hurt if I may say so. Unfortunately while it was hurting, I realized I could not get my hand out. I could not lift the bike high enough to get it out. SO now is where you get the mental picture of me standing in the garage with my hand caught under 400lbs of motorcylce, grimacing, jacking the floor jack with my foot.

Nothing broken, and when the swelling goes down I might go goof with it some more. :yay:

The bags come with installation instructions. I might still have mine. Think they say something about making sure the rear wheel is off the ground before you pull the bolts out of the shocks. Think that part might be preceded by the word
CAUTION
 

Pete

Repete
aps45819 said:
The bags come with installation instructions. I might still have mine. Think they say something about making sure the rear wheel is off the ground before you pull the bolts out of the shocks. Think that part might be preceded by the word
CAUTION
[hispanicaccent] Instructions? Instructions? I done need no stinkin instructions[/hispanicaccent]
 
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dems4me

Guest
aps45819 said:
Always thought that if it was on leather it was a utilitarian/gender neutral type of thing.
Now if we had been discusing Pete's new underwear...


WTF are you on my aps today? :mad:
 
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dems4me

Guest
kwillia said:
So you are flying pig, huh...:popcorn:


No... it used a comment to fp's krama referring to me and now I've made its signline :diva: It's a little lame though as this phrase was common about a year or two ago... (except without my name in it).
 

Flying Pig

New Member
aps45819 said:
Always thought that if it was on leather it was a utilitarian/gender neutral type of thing.
Now if we had been discusing Pete's new underwear...
Got it, next time, I will include something about Pete's undies whenever making a joke. :yay:
 

Flying Pig

New Member
dems4me said:
No... it used a comment to fp's krama referring to me and now I've made its signline :diva: It's a little lame though as this phrase was common about a year or two ago... (except without my name in it).
Please translate into engrish.
 
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dems4me

Guest
Look, keep me out of this... this is how I get dragged in in the first place. I'm already involved in a flame war in a personal forum right now and can't fight both fronts at the same time so you two flying pigs and aps knock yourselves out. And in the future, keep me out of it... Is that Enrish enough for you dumb flyingfock "?
 

SeaRide

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kwillia said:
Ummmm... I'm thinking you would be better off to let the bird have his home back and sell the bike for parts...:twitch: :cheers:

aps45819 said:
Quit woman, this is man's talk.

Flying Pig said:
You can say that after asking if he's got fringe on his bike? You must be hell on your fellow poker players.

So.. this is how it start. :confused:
 
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