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bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
LexiGirl75 said:
This is all I have. I don't know any clam chowder music. :shrug:
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My toenail’s stuck
in the floorboard,
dry shell full of slivers.
My heel’s black, ’cause
no one sweeps up ’round here.

My blue chair’s parked
front of my two-paned window,
wash my face in the dawn.
Doilies my mama made, smell like
bacon gravy and wash day, 1929.

My wife’s out sellin’ flowers,
her gray hair hangin’ down.
She takes ’em from the graveyard,
plants her bucket ’neath the stop light
in the middle of the town.

Says she don’t mind, huh! never gives
a holler. Says the weather’s fine,
even when folks won’t give her money.
Says a lot of things that could be true,
though we both know better.

These days, dreams I get at
with a can opener, pour the guts out
in a black-face fryin’ pan.
Can of soup, warmin’ on the stove,
lord! I wish it was clam chowder.

Can of soup, warmin’ on the stove,
lord! I wish it was clam chowder.
 
deino2002

deino2002

~LEGS FOR DAYS~
bcp said:
My toenail’s stuck
in the floorboard,
dry shell full of slivers.
My heel’s black, ’cause
no one sweeps up ’round here.

My blue chair’s parked
front of my two-paned window,
wash my face in the dawn.
Doilies my mama made, smell like
bacon gravy and wash day, 1929.

My wife’s out sellin’ flowers,
her gray hair hangin’ down.
She takes ’em from the graveyard,
plants her bucket ’neath the stop light
in the middle of the town.

Says she don’t mind, huh! never gives
a holler. Says the weather’s fine,
even when folks won’t give her money.
Says a lot of things that could be true,
though we both know better.

These days, dreams I get at
with a can opener, pour the guts out
in a black-face fryin’ pan.
Can of soup, warmin’ on the stove,
lord! I wish it was clam chowder.

Can of soup, warmin’ on the stove,
lord! I wish it was clam chowder.
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:lalala: Please make it stop! :lalala:







:killingme
 
LexiGirl75

LexiGirl75

100% Goapele Head!
bcp said:
My toenail’s stuck
in the floorboard,
dry shell full of slivers.
My heel’s black, ’cause
no one sweeps up ’round here.

My blue chair’s parked
front of my two-paned window,
wash my face in the dawn.
Doilies my mama made, smell like
bacon gravy and wash day, 1929.

My wife’s out sellin’ flowers,
her gray hair hangin’ down.
She takes ’em from the graveyard,
plants her bucket ’neath the stop light
in the middle of the town.

Says she don’t mind, huh! never gives
a holler. Says the weather’s fine,
even when folks won’t give her money.
Says a lot of things that could be true,
though we both know better.

These days, dreams I get at
with a can opener, pour the guts out
in a black-face fryin’ pan.
Can of soup, warmin’ on the stove,
lord! I wish it was clam chowder.

Can of soup, warmin’ on the stove,
lord! I wish it was clam chowder.
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:twitch:
 
jenbengen

jenbengen

Watch it
MrLonely said:
Ive been living in Waldorf now for about 10 years with my wife and "my" son

recently my wife decided to leave me for another woman, and she took the boy with her. Even though she tried to insist that he was mine, I dont think he was mine in the first place, so Im not too upset with that.
Evidently my wife decided that it was better for two women to eat clam chowder together than to share it with a man.

so to the point.
Im looking for another woman to take her place a couple nights a week.
Im 6'2" 250lbs blond hair blue eyes. Im not looking for another long term relationship, just friends with benifits.

your marriage situation is of no concern to me if it is of no concern to you.

feel free to pass this along to any of your friends that might be interested.

Sorry, but Im not interested in any male to male relationships. that just causes me to become ill even thinking about it.
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Wow, you sound like such a catch! Let me call all of my friends and tell them that a man is looking for a "replacement" for his wife. I sure hope this is a joke because I hate to think people like you exist. I can't imagine why she would have left you. You seem dreamy! :buttkick:
 
onebdzee

onebdzee

off the shelf
jenbengen said:
Wow, you sound like such a catch! Let me call all of my friends and tell them that a man is looking for a "replacement" for his wife. I sure hope this is a joke because I hate to think people like you exist. I can't imagine why she would have left you. You seem dreamy! :buttkick:
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Personally I'm wondering why woman haven't been lined up at his door since the news broke that she left his a$$
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
Kain99 said:
I think women, naturally gravitate to women when they perceive a man has crushed them. It's truly, a psychological phenomenon. :huggy:
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Oddly, however, men naturally gravitate toward alcohol when they perceive a woman has crushed them.



Or they simply start watching really really degrading porno.
 
migtig

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
After reading this tread I have a few comments (drum roll please)

1) At least he was honest about trolling. Now if anybody wants a "hook-up" they know where to go.

2) I hope my bebe is black.
 
E

(((echo)))

Guest
well as long as we are on the topic of "looking for someone"
I am looking for someone that will help load/unload along with setting up and tearing down my equipment before and after shows....I would prefer you be a hot female but as long as your willing to help it doesn't really matter what you look like....
The lucky "guitar/stage tech" will get into the clubs for free as well as drink specials...
:patientlywaitingformyinboxtogetflooded::lmao:
 
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