Hump day thread

ARIES (March 21-April 19). Acting on impulse results in bizarre but interesting outcomes. Friends are baffled by your desire to do the unconventional. Those who choose not to join you obviously don't know what they're missing.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Say "thank you" for even the smallest of favors. Showing appreciation for their efforts is a terrific incentive for employees (and kids) to do a good job. Your heartfelt words can have a major impact.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Energy and initiative are high, so get cracking on those half-finished projects you've been neglecting. After a long day of productivity, you'll have the stamina to celebrate your efforts, even without the help of a Red Bull.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). Your workplace is demanding. People want you to make decisions now. Think quickly, but speak carefully. Well-chosen words are key. Your thoughtfulness goes a long way toward impressing the right people.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The phone is your nemesis, but only because you've made it so. Being a hermit has its advantages, none of which outweigh the fun you'll miss. So lay the groundwork for your next outing by making some long overdue calls tonight.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Sure, overtime may pay financially, but think about what you might be missing on home and social fronts. Finish up current projects, and make a conscious effort to streamline and simplify. Your sanity is at stake.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). A colleague continues to rub you the wrong way. You are tempted to tell the world what this person is like, but it is best to keep your opinion private. Remember: You're the great conciliator.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The consensus lately has been: Love stinks. But today's breakthrough gives you hope. Maybe love can also take a shower and put on deodorant. Give love that clean, fresh feeling by reenacting a first date.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). The grass appears greener on the other side of the fence, but that's only because your sprinkler system is broken. You're experiencing a creative rut, but soon the spirit of competition will reenergize you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Being driven means different things to different people. For you it is the insatiable desire to conquer challenges and rise to the top. To douse that fire would be like extinguishing part of your soul. Embrace your ambition.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). Motivation is a challenge, especially if your office has windows with a view of the gorgeous weather you're missing. Escape on your own, if only for an hour. Your renewed energy will help you focus on tasks this afternoon.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Your ability to read people leads some to believe you have psychic powers. Neptune helps you give guidance to a person without direction seeking your advice. Consider it your good deed for the day.
 

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
ARIES (March 21-April 19). Acting on impulse results in bizarre but interesting outcomes. Friends are baffled by your desire to do the unconventional. Those who choose not to join you obviously don't know what they're missing.
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Good day to make sure you are prepared for a big earthquake. Get bottled water, a first-aid kit, canned food, flashlights, transistor radio, sturdy hiking boots, and a feather boa.
ALLLright! Just COME OUT AND SAY IT! I'm WEIRD, okay?! The voices told me there'd be days like this! :bawl::tantrum:
 
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Jameo

What?!
kwillia said:
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Being driven means different things to different people. For you it is the insatiable desire to conquer challenges and rise to the top. To douse that fire would be like extinguishing part of your soul. Embrace your ambition.

sounds like today it gonna require way to much effort. I wanna go back to sleep! :yawn:
 

jwwb2000

pretty black roses
kwillia said:
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Your ability to read people leads some to believe you have psychic powers. Neptune helps you give guidance to a person without direction seeking your advice. Consider it your good deed for the day.


Wonder who this will be :shrug:

Morning all :howdy:
 
A hump day story for you...

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in sperm - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What can you learn from this demonstration?"

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms." :cartwheel
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
Third worm in sperm - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What can you learn from this demonstration?"

"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms." :cartwheel

:notworthy Uh-oh Kwillia's on a roll today!! Yeah Baby!!! :getdown: :yay: :getdown:
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Your ability to read people leads some to believe you have psychic powers. Neptune helps you give guidance to a person without direction seeking your advice. Consider it your good deed for the day.

:lol: I love doing that.
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Sure, overtime may pay financially, but think about what you might be missing on home and social fronts. Finish up current projects, and make a conscious effort to streamline and simplify. Your sanity is at stake.

:storyofmylife: :lmao:
 

kom526

They call me ... Sarcasmo
Happy June 1st to you all! Only 12 more days of school for the kiddies and 14 more days of work for my LW. :getdown:
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
:howdy: Heading in for surgery (minor, out patient type) should be back in a few hours.
 
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