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craberta

craberta

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I really really hate the way I look now. I am melting. It is time for some surgery.....or only going out at night. The whole droopiness is getting bad. Although I don't have alot , or almost no wrinkles at all, gravity is taking it's toll. WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! At least the grand titons are still perkey.:ohwell:
 
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Mousebaby

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craberta said:
I really really hate the way I look now. I am melting. It is time for some surgery.....or only going out at night. The whole droopiness is getting bad. Although I don't have alot , or almost no wrinkles at all, gravity is taking it's toll. WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! At least the grand titons are still perkey.:ohwell:
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I'm there with ya, except my titons are around my knees unless they are well harnessed! :huggy:
 
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Wenchy

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craberta said:
I really really hate the way I look now. I am melting. It is time for some surgery.....or only going out at night. The whole droopiness is getting bad. Although I don't have alot , or almost no wrinkles at all, gravity is taking it's toll. WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! At least the grand titons are still perkey.:ohwell:
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I feel your pain. :huggy:

Make sure when pictures are taken that you are below the camera lens and look up into it (chin tilted downwards)
 
craberta

craberta

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I tried pushing my tongue into the roof of my mouth, it suposedly makes that fleshyness less noticeable in the neck area... It did not work! I should have worn a turtleneck,
 
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Wenchy

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craberta said:
I tried pushing my tongue into the roof of my mouth, it suposedly makes that fleshyness less noticeable in the neck area... It did not work! I should have worn a turtleneck,
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Learn to work your fingers. They hold up the jowls and neck rolls. (not that I would know this :lol:)

Turtlenecks tend to push up the offending neck fat.

Show some chest and cleavage instead.
 
craberta

craberta

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Mousebaby said:
I'm there with ya, except my titons are around my knees unless they are well harnessed! :huggy:
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I hope when I get the titons enlarged that they stay up above to elbows, but when we hit bumps on the motorcycle....they may hit the tops of my thighs. :frown:
 
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Wenchy

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craberta said:
I hope when I get the titons enlarged that they stay up above to elbows, but when we hit bumps on the motorcycle....they may hit the tops of my thighs. :frown:
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Get a lift instead...How large are they?
 
craberta

craberta

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Damn the jowls...I had one of those "face executioners" (that is what Mr crab called it) I got it at Walfart. I put it on, turned it on and the electical current hurt my fillings in my teeth. Now my cavity free daughter uses it.
 
craberta

craberta

New Member
Wenchy said:
Get a lift instead...How large are they?
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They are not big enough for fun. The titons need to be bigger!, I told Mr crab I want to make money in the rest home with them, so they have to be bigger and better. As for the melting face...I am getting it done within the next 2 years. Just have to find the right Doc, and be in good health. If I am going to get old... I don't want to look it.
 
unixpirate

unixpirate

Pitty Party
craberta said:
I really really hate the way I look now. I am melting. It is time for some surgery.....or only going out at night. The whole droopiness is getting bad. Although I don't have alot , or almost no wrinkles at all, gravity is taking it's toll. WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! At least the grand titons are still perkey.:ohwell:
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:poke:

:worthless
 
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Wenchy

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craberta said:
They are not big enough for fun. The titons need to be bigger!, I told Mr crab I want to make money in the rest home with them, so they have to be bigger and better. As for the melting face...I am getting it done within the next 2 years. Just have to find the right Doc, and be in good health. If I am going to get old... I don't want to look it.
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Dr Perrotta here in Salisbury has worked on many of my friends. :yay: :yay:

Welcome to Peninsula Plastic Surgery
 
craberta

craberta

New Member
I live in calvert county, so I want to do it all close to home. My sons girlfriend had hers done in Baltimore, and all went well. She is young and in good health, I am working out and trying to get healthier so I can get-r-done...both of them, and my face. It is hard to get old when you were a hottie as a young girl. Mr Crab could care less, but it really bothers me.
 
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Wenchy

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craberta said:
I live in calvert county, so I want to do it all close to home. My sons girlfriend had hers done in Baltimore, and all went well. She is young and in good health, I am working out and trying to get healthier so I can get-r-done...both of them, and my face. It is hard to get old when you were a hottie as a young girl. Mr Crab could care less, but it really bothers me.
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Like I said, I understand. Do your research and most have payment plans. I had my "boob/face lift" savings, but then taxes went up/gas/etc.

I might duct tape my jowls and boobs. I still have shoulder pads from the 80's to stuff my bra with.
 
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