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toppick08
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Crap. Mine already hit the helmet.
Crap. Mine already hit the helmet.
I can't wait for the grand titons, and the turkey neck surgery...I will be soooo hot at 40-something....but then there is the butt....oh-oh it won't match the other parts.... CRAP! I may have to become geriatric bride of crabberstein!
Crap. Mine already hit the helmet.
Mother told me long time ago, when you hit 35 or have 3 kids, which ever comes first, DO NOT walk naked in front of a mirror. She said I would end up on the floor in a fetal position having the worst crying jag of your life! God was she right!!
Mother told me long time ago, when you hit 35 or have 3 kids, which ever comes first, DO NOT walk naked in front of a mirror. She said I would end up on the floor in a fetal position having the worst crying jag of your life! God was she right!!
I never listened to my mother either. I just can't lie to myself. There is nothing sadder than a woman in denial. She is the one who wears spandex on her 400 pound body, and thinks that now that she has lost 5lbs she can wear the micro minnie with the halter top. Oh and gobbs of eyeliner on her wrinkle dinkle face.