I am so awesome

Went to dinner with some very close friends, a couple. Not sure exactly how it came around, but at one point I said to her, "You're just jealous because my boobs are bigger than yours!"

I thought her hubby was going to die laughing. He actually did spit his beer out.
 

ocean733

New Member
My hands are not big enough. :jet:

I bet my hands are big enough. Unfortunately, my shoe size is a ten. I have "piano fingers", a nice way to say "long fingers". :dye::lmao:

...But I'm NOT suggesting that I grope your womanhood. :whistle:
 
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Pete

Repete
I dislike that ap where someone else answers questions about you and it posts a teaser on your wall. In order to find out what they said you have to give it permission to mine all your data and spam your friends. I really want to know what they said but I can't bring myself to perpetuate the nuisance.
 

hvp05

Methodically disorganized
I dislike that ap where someone else answers questions about you and it posts a teaser on your wall. In order to find out what they said you have to give it permission to mine all your data and spam your friends. I really want to know what they said but I can't bring myself to perpetuate the nuisance.
The sneaky one I opened recently was Daily Tarot. Access it once and each day it will auto-post to your Wall. I had to disallow that but it kept sending e-mail notifications.

Worst of all, I don't think it was written by real psychics! The Tarots seemed as random as fortune cookies. :kickingrocks:
 

ocean733

New Member
I dislike that ap where someone else answers questions about you and it posts a teaser on your wall. In order to find out what they said you have to give it permission to mine all your data and spam your friends. I really want to know what they said but I can't bring myself to perpetuate the nuisance.


I feel the same way. My cousin keeps sending me that stuff and when I get to the "Allow" prompt, I decline. A computer virus just isn't worth knowing what my cousin (that lives four hours away) "knows" about me:whistle:
 

BOP

Well-Known Member
I know this because in the last week I have gotten not one, not two, not three but FOUR random messages on FB from hot scantily clad women I don't even know.

From Eastern Bloc countries, looking for proposals of marriage, no less.

:coffee:
 

BOP

Well-Known Member
Mr A asked me last night if I had gotten any spam friends that happen to be


I told him no, but if I want to look at boobs I just stand naked in front a of a mirror and talk dirty to myself.:lmao:

:fixedinhonorofVeteran'sDay:

All is well in Fantasy Land.
 

BOP

Well-Known Member
I'm on FB too now. How can I find you guys. (I am still learning)

I was on long time ago then deleted acct. But I'm back now!
PM me your real names so I can find you. OK? :yay:

Give you serious coin for ocean's FB. Maybe even some folding money.

:popcorn:
 

Pete

Repete
Give you serious coin for ocean's FB. Maybe even some folding money.

:popcorn:

It is spectacular. The pictures :hot: Did you know she has an identical twin sister and they love to take swimsuit pictures? :drool:
 
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