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Damn you're oldIf you had the squirts would you, honestly, be in the mood for a Hummer?
Damn you're oldIf you had the squirts would you, honestly, be in the mood for a Hummer?
LOL!!! Never...
Icy hot on the balls WHILE getting a hummer!! I'm writing THIS stuff down!!
Damn you're old
Vics vapor rub will make it a night he will never forget
If you had the squirts would you, honestly, be in the mood for a Hummer?
This is simply what God does, justly, to Dallas Cowboy fans. Stop worshiping Satan and things might, MIGHT improve.
This is simply what God does, justly, to Dallas Cowboy fans. Stop worshiping Satan and things might, MIGHT improve.
A$$ chewed out by the BF. Now I am feeling really bad because he has a point and now I want to make it up to him. He is had the stomach virus going around this week and really hasn't been feeling good at all. I took him everything you need for it, rubbed his head etc. etc. that a good GF should do. That was Sunday, because of my schedule with my kids so far this week I haven't been able to see him. Anyhow, this morning I didn't hear from him and left him a message, just being a smartazz now and said, "I guess I pizzed in your wheaties this morning and thats why your not answering your phone, hope you have a great morning!" He called me back a while ago and said, "You know I haven't felt good, you no how nice of a person I am and when I can't answer the phone you know I am busy. Why would you leave a message like that?" I told him I was just kidding, playing around and he said know you weren't. You should have said, "Honey I hadn't talked to you this morning, was worried about you cause I haven't heard from you, hope your feeling better, have a good day." Now I feel bad cause he has a point and Iwant to make it up to him. Suggestions??
If you had the squirts would you, honestly, be in the mood for a Hummer?
Not as bad as being Captain Fruity Pants.Good Lord. What a sissy pants.
Do that yucky thing he asks you to do and you always so noo..
He is the first man I have ever rubbed.
That would be to kiss his foot, have mercy I don't think I could do that. Rubbing is feet is one thing, but to let my lips touch his foot. Not that he has bad feet now, I just don't like feet. He is the first man I have ever rubbed.
A$$ chewed out by the BF. Now I am feeling really bad because he has a point and now I want to make it up to him. He is had the stomach virus going around this week and really hasn't been feeling good at all. I took him everything you need for it, rubbed his head etc. etc. that a good GF should do. That was Sunday, because of my schedule with my kids so far this week I haven't been able to see him. Anyhow, this morning I didn't hear from him and left him a message, just being a smartazz now and said, "I guess I pizzed in your wheaties this morning and thats why your not answering your phone, hope you have a great morning!" He called me back a while ago and said, "You know I haven't felt good, you no how nice of a person I am and when I can't answer the phone you know I am busy. Why would you leave a message like that?" I told him I was just kidding, playing around and he said know you weren't. You should have said, "Honey I hadn't talked to you this morning, was worried about you cause I haven't heard from you, hope your feeling better, have a good day." Now I feel bad cause he has a point and Iwant to make it up to him. Suggestions??
Suggestion? Dear God, learn the difference b/w "know" and "no"
I don't think I've ever NOT been in the mood for a hummer. What the hell is wrong with you Gude???
at least she new there was a difference She just got them backasswards.