I might run for office after all

vraiblonde

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One of the things holding me back - besides who my co-workers would be - is that I like to cuss, and it used to be that you had to speak with more decorum when you were an elected person. But now all the Democrats say is eff this and eff that and call their opponents filthy names. So I'd fit right in.

If Swallowell or Crockoshit or one of those other douche nozzles tried to look all big and bad by dropping an eff bomb I'd let loose and show them just how colorful language can be.

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Kyle

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One of the things holding me back - besides who my co-workers would be - is that I like to cuss, and it used to be that you had to speak with more decorum when you were an elected person. But now all the Democrats say is eff this and eff that and call their opponents filthy names. So I'd fit right in.

If Swallowell or Crockoshit or one of those other douche nozzles tried to look all big and bad by dropping an eff bomb I'd let loose and show them just how colorful language can be.

:dance:
When you take office, go to the swear-in carrying a pike.
 

BOP

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One of the things holding me back - besides who my co-workers would be - is that I like to cuss, and it used to be that you had to speak with more decorum when you were an elected person. But now all the Democrats say is eff this and eff that and call their opponents filthy names. So I'd fit right in.

If Swallowell or Crockoshit or one of those other douche nozzles tried to look all big and bad by dropping an eff bomb I'd let loose and show them just how colorful language can be.

:dance:
:patriot:
 

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ontheriver

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Crockoshit called the President of the United States a mofo on Twitter.





See?? I could be a Congressperson! :cussing:

She be a playa. You could definitely beat her in any election.
 

vraiblonde

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She be a playa. You could definitely beat her in any election.

I always thought of Dallas as a more upscale city, but the person they chose to represent them in Congress is an ignorant ghetto whore who doesn't even try to hide it. Now my image of Dallas is slum, ghetto, hookers and pimps on every corner with the drug dealers.
 

ontheriver

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I always thought of Dallas as a more upscale city, but the person they chose to represent them in Congress is an ignorant ghetto whore who doesn't even try to hide it. Now my image of Dallas is slum, ghetto, hookers and pimps on every corner with the drug dealers.
And that's a shame, isn't it? But they voted for that. I don't think all of Texas is that way. The cities? Yeah.
 

RoseRed

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I always thought of Dallas as a more upscale city, but the person they chose to represent them in Congress is an ignorant ghetto whore who doesn't even try to hide it. Now my image of Dallas is slum, ghetto, hookers and pimps on every corner with the drug dealers.
Poor JR.
 

Hijinx

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When there are enough Leroy's, Tyrone's, and Latisha's around you get a Crocket as your representative.
Look what Maryland got for a Senator. It's the nature of the beats.;
 

vraiblonde

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And that's a shame, isn't it? But they voted for that. I don't think all of Texas is that way. The cities? Yeah.

Austin is a bunch of weirdos who revel in their weirdness, tons of Californians dressed up like fake urban cowboys arguing over who makes the best breakfast taco and pretending they know something about brisket smoke rings. Houston is ignorant and ghetto - take Atlanta or St. Louis and plunk it down in Texas, that's Houston. Dallas comes across as more all-American, no hippies but a lot of big hair and big teeth, bedazzled jeans and jackets. I can't see Sissy and Duane voting for Jasmine Crockett, and yet here we are.
 
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ontheriver

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Austin is a bunch of weirdos who revel in their weirdness, tons of Californians dressed up like fake urban cowboys arguing over who makes the best breakfast taco and pretending they know something about brisket smoke rings. Houston is ignorant and ghetto - take Atlanta or St. Louis and plunk it down in Texas, that's Houston. Dallas comes across as more all-American, no hippies but a lot of big hair and big teeth, bedazzled jeans and jackets. I can't see Sissy and Duane voting for Jasmine Crockett, and yet here we are.
I have only been to San Antonio. About 7 years ago. I felt safe there. The River Walk was amazing and the hotel was great. I stayed a week.

Glad I saw no weirdos.
 

vraiblonde

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I have only been to San Antonio. About 7 years ago. I felt safe there. The River Walk was amazing and the hotel was great. I stayed a week.

I loved San Antonio, and right up the road is my most favorite city in the world, New Braunfels. That whole area is terrific.
 

BOP

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I always thought of Dallas as a more upscale city, but the person they chose to represent them in Congress is an ignorant ghetto whore who doesn't even try to hide it. Now my image of Dallas is slum, ghetto, hookers and pimps on every corner with the drug dealers.
There are parts of Dallas that are exactly like that. Even in the '80s, I was shocked to see self-serve gas stations where the pillbox where the cashier sits was windowless, except for the small window in the armored door in the back; bullet-resistant glass in the front half of the pill box on 3 sides, with the 4th being the front of the box the cashier actually sat in being also bullet-resistant.

So imagine a box attached to a box, connected by the kind of drawer you see in banks and CVS/Walgreens pharmacies - only it's about 6 foot long.

Inside the box there is the cashier...and a guard with a semi-automatic shotgun.

And I was the only white guy in sight.
 
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