One of the things holding me back - besides who my co-workers would be - is that I like to cuss, and it used to be that you had to speak with more decorum when you were an elected person. But now all the Democrats say is eff this and eff that and call their opponents filthy names. So I'd fit right in.
If Swallowell or Crockoshit or one of those other douche nozzles tried to look all big and bad by dropping an eff bomb I'd let loose and show them just how colorful language can be.

If Swallowell or Crockoshit or one of those other douche nozzles tried to look all big and bad by dropping an eff bomb I'd let loose and show them just how colorful language can be.
