You can't be considering this... Geez man! Give me some credit for not being a retard...
:bandit: ....um...let's see here....
$500 a month contract...
Military dependent ID card...
tax-free shopping at the Exchanges & Commissary...
max medical bill $300 a year no matter what's wrong with you...
no need for any medical insurance being deducted from your pay...
housing allowance she would be required to send to you...
I dunno know....:bandit: .....the deal gets sweeter by the minute......
BTW...I hope you weren't using your cell phone DURING the movie. I see/hear people doing that and I get an uncontrollable urge to rip the phone out of their hands & beat them about the head with it!