I Think I May Just Die!

Penn

Penn

Dancing Up A Storm
I see where you're unhappy; the ends don't meet. Well, think of it this way: you COULD be a Redskins fan, their's don't either! :lol:

Heard a new one today: The Redskins are thinking about changing their team's name!

The Washington Tampons! Why, you might ask?

"Because, they're only good for one period!" :killingme:killingme
 
cattitude

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
Penn said:
I see where you're unhappy; the ends don't meet. Well, think of it this way: you COULD be a Redskins fan, their's don't either! :lol:

Heard a new one today: The Redskins are thinking about changing their team's name!

The Washington Tampons! Why, you might ask?

"Because, they're only good for one period!" :killingme:killingme
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:confused:

Redskins play quarters.
 
BS Gal

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
GypsyQueen said:
This is what happened.

So I decided with so many changes in my life right now, to die my hair......lighter. Dont know why, just thought it was a good idea. I love my dark hair. Well we go to Walmart around 1130 and get home around 1230(this morning) and we get to dying my hair. I chose a gold-ish color. Pretty on the box. She applies both bottles i bought to my dark long wavy amazing hair and let it sit for the recommended time. Then i jump in the shower to rinse and condition. Midnight says, "Stick your head out, let me see." and when I do she proceeds to slap both hand over mouth and let out a muffled, but worried " OH NO!" I almost vomit and pass in the shower. But no, i cant die like this. No one would dye my hair back for my funeral. I hurry through the rest of my shower and then Midnight says "Im going to turn the lights off, dont look in the mirror. Just wrap a towel around your head and come out and blow dry it. Im sure it will be okay." But did i follow instructions? Not only no, but hell no. I jump out of the shower and see bits of my roots that look like that cheap orange blondish crap that girls with Playboy Bunny jumpsuits have. This is NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ok! Turns out, my roots from when i previously dyed my hair are the only part that took the dye this time. Like i have cheap orange blondish crap for roots. I LOOK LIKE A NATURAL BORN PLAYBOY BUNNY JUMPSUIT WEARER! Now I will go sulk.
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So, I read your post and I think, how sad. Ya know what, I wanna die too and it isn't because my hair is ugly. I just got my hair back after being completely bald from chemo. Grow the eff up and appreciate the fact that you HAVE hair. And my hair came back completely black.
 
Flavor

Flavor

New Member
BS Gal said:
So, I read your post and I think, how sad. Ya know what, I wanna die too and it isn't because my hair is ugly. I just got my hair back after being completely bald from chemo. Grow the eff up and appreciate the fact that you HAVE hair. And my hair came back completely black.
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:crazy:
 
Bann

Bann

Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
PREMO Member
Flavor said:
So the girl makes a thread about not liking what she did to her hair and you bring up chemo? :eyebrow:
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NO, she said that she recently just got her hair back (because she lost it from chemo). Her POINT was why cry about hair color when it can be changed, there are worse things than color not turning out how you like it.

But you knew that :loser:
 
Dakota

Dakota

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FromTexas said:
Don't bother talking to sKizzpennwhora.
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Dude, I just hit new post and without fail, you mention some modification of my user name… like you do every night you post.... even in places where it makes no sense at all, but thanks, I just won $5.00 bucks knowing you would before mid-night.

Maybe, I'll buy you a huge economy size bottle of Jerkins with it so you can sit at your computer and masturbate while you scream some modification of my name, since it is clear you are completely obsessed. :wink:
 
BS Gal

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
Flavor said:
So the girl makes a thread about not liking what she did to her hair and you bring up chemo? :eyebrow:
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I was only saying there could be worse things. I really didn't mean to offend you, but somehow, my post does. I apologize for bringing up chemo. I hope you never go thru it.
 
FromTexas

FromTexas

This Space for Rent
Dakota said:
Dude, I just hit new post and without fail, you mention some modification of my user name… like you do every night you post.... even in places where it makes no sense at all, but thanks, I just won $5.00 bucks knowing you would before mid-night.

Maybe, I'll buy you a huge economy size bottle of Jerkins with it so you can sit at your computer and masturbate while you scream some modification of my name, since it is clear you are completely obsessed. :wink:
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Oh, how sweet. Right on time while attacking BS with yet another MPD. :killingme
 
Dakota

Dakota

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FromTexas said:
Oh, how sweet. Right on time while attacking BS with yet another MPD. :killingme
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:clap: I just won $10.00 because I knew you'd come back and accuse me of being "Flavor." Obsessed... now you think I'm all the users..... Your thoughts belong to me... :elaine:
 
Bann

Bann

Doris Day meets Lady Gaga
PREMO Member
Dakota said:
Dude, I just hit new post and without fail, you mention some modification of my user name… like you do every night you post.... even in places where it makes no sense at all, but thanks, I just won $5.00 bucks knowing you would before mid-night.

Maybe, I'll buy you a huge economy size bottle of Jerkins with it so you can sit at your computer and masturbate while you scream some modification of my name, since it is clear you are completely obsessed. :wink:
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You should seek psychological help. Seriously.
 
Dakota

Dakota

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FromTexas said:
Awww, poor lil' dakota. Its okay that you got busted. :poorbaby:
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You should know by now I don't need an MPD to say what I think.... go grab your Jergens (aka/Jerkins) and have a :party: and scream my modified name since it is apparent you've grown bored with your midget porn...
 
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