Ideally, my mate would be....

[drivingdaisy]

I'd like a slightly better and upgraded model of my current mate. haha.

 

[pixiegirl]

Really? I think Kim is absolutely beautiful, but I will agree that her personality sucks and Kourtney has the better body.

I agree 100%.

She's not all that attractive without makeup. She's pretty, but not the Kim we think of.

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She's definitely the type that you have to do a double take of in the morning. What you woke up next to is NOT what you went to bed next to. She's not terrible without makeup on but she's not HOT either.

 

[Pete]

I agree 100%.



She's definitely the type that you have to do a double take of in the morning. What you woke up next to is NOT what you went to bed next to. She's not terrible without makeup on but she's not HOT either.

How is your padunkadunk these days?

 

[pixiegirl]

How is your padunkadunk these days?

Still on the small side. I'll never have a big butt. My ability to not wear much make-up makes up for it though.

 

[Hank]

not wear much make-up :

I like that about you....

 

[pixiegirl]

I like that about you....

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

getting tired of sticky keys, eh?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Natural beauty is enhanced by carefully distributed makeup. But the true measure of beauty is at the last sight of the evening and the first sight of the morning. If physical, the theory works. If spiritual or psychological, the theory works. If online, the theory fails when the browser window is closed - used to be funny, not so much anymore.

Years ago, I dated a girl who had a complexion like ivory. She had auburn/brown hair, brown eyes and an adorable smile.
When we first began dating she wore makeup SO heavy she looked like a hooker. That is the only way to describe it; not to be mean. Eventually, I convinved her that she did not need ALL that red blush, and heavy eye shadow and all that other stuff.

I saw her one day without a drop or dab of makeup for the first time; months after we began dating. She was GORGEOUS. Like I said, ivory complexion and all the rest. I couldn't take my eyes off her that day.

Nah....I don't miss her THAT much. I've taken cold showers ever since we broke up; stuffed ice in my pockets.....

 

[Pete]

Years ago, I dated a girl who had a complexion like ivory. She had auburn/brown hair, brown eyes and an adorable smile.
When we first began dating she wore makeup SO heavy she looked like a hooker. That is the only way to describe it; not to be mean. Eventually, I convinved her that she did not need ALL that red blush, and heavy eye shadow and all that other stuff.

I saw her one day without a drop or dab of makeup for the first time; months after we began dating. She was GORGEOUS. Like I said, ivory complexion and all the rest. I couldn't take my eyes off her that day.

Nah....I don't miss her THAT much. I've taken cold showers ever since we broke up; stuffed ice in my pockets.....

Can't you just re-inflate her and rekindle your romance?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Check your favorites.

Isn't there a reply similar to; 'Martha Stewart in the kitchen, a math whiz with a checkbook, and a porn star in the bedroom"?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Can't you just re-inflate her and rekindle your romance?

SCHAHT AZZ.....and no, tried that. The air compressor was just too much for her; and I didn't have a patch kit. :snort:

 

[warneckutz]

A week ago, I dated a girl who had a complexion like ivory. She had auburn/brown hair, brown eyes and an adorable smile.
When we first began dating she wore makeup SO heavy she looked like a hooker. That is the only way to describe it; not to be mean. Eventually, I convinved her that she did not need ALL that red blush, and heavy eye shadow and all that other stuff.

I saw her one day without a drop or dab of makeup for the first time; months after we began dating. She was GORGEOUS. Like I said, ivory complexion and all the rest. I couldn't take my eyes off her that day.

Nah....I don't miss her THAT much. I've taken cold showers ever since we broke up; stuffed ice in my pockets.....

Take VD back to the buffet for one more chance...

Isn't there a reply similar to; 'Martha Stewart in the kitchen, a math whiz with a checkbook, and a porn star in the bedroom"?

SCHAHT AZZ.....and no, tried that. The air compressor was just too much for her; and I didn't have a patch kit. :snort:

You picked option "VenusDoom", didn't you?

 

[thurley42]

Take VD back to the buffet for one more chance...






You picked option "VenusDoom", didn't you?

 

[Tilted]

Ideally, my mate would be....

... one that makes my soul sing when she's near and my heart satiated, my judgment sound, and my mind ambitious when she's far.

Is that too much to ask?

 

[SamSpade]

Somehow - "someone who can willingly put up with all my crap " is a pretty tall order for me, and most of those I know. When it's obvious that that's a requirement, most of the human race is excluded. Eventually when you start adding more conditions, you'll find you've eliminated every human who has ever lived.

I think once we realize what a pain in the ass we are, finding anyone who chooses to put up with it anyway is probably as close to sainthood as you're going to meet.