Ideally, my mate would be....

Who is "IT?"

  • I will never marry

    Votes: 5 27.8%
  • I'll marry, but she/he has to be loaded with bucks and open to big alimony

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • (Male mate) Tall, dark, handsome, rich

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • (Female Mate) Tall, Blonde, beautiful, rich

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Option 3 or 4 (as applicable) with a high IQ

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Option 3 or 4 (as applicable) with an average IQ

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Option 3 or 4 (as applicable) with a below-average IQ (a big heart?)

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Option 3 or 4 (as applicable) with sensitivity and tenderness, IQ varies

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Option 3 or 4 (as applicable) insensitive in most ways, IQ varies

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Option 3 or 4 (as applicable) a totally insensitive and perhaps abusive one

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Body independent, sensitive, smart, and WAY charming

    Votes: 4 22.2%
  • Body fair, sensitive, smart, and WAY charming

    Votes: 4 22.2%
  • Body poor, likes to eat with me and cares how I feel about fat jokes

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • Body gone, but can get me anything I want from his pusher

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • I think all people suck when it comes to this mating garbage

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • Total voters
    18

ArkRescue

Adopt me please !
Made a loaf of bread called a Julekake, that was similiar to a stollen. Dough made in the bread machine, baked in the oven. Yummy toasted with lots of butter!

That sounds delicious .......

I made some pumpkin bread in my breadmaker and I guess I put in too much pumpkin vs. flour because the middle was more like pumpkin pie filling LOL
 

ArkRescue

Adopt me please !
PS and for Socki - I'll meet you after work in the parking lot to settle this thing between you a Gilligan ..... :duel:




j/k Socki :love:
 

struggler44

A Salute to all on Watch
Dumber than Kim Kardashian?? Does your mate have to be able to breath without assistance from a machine then?

:coffee:

Nope, not if she has an ass like that!.... "C'mon honey, no....,wait...uh-hang on a sec, the breathing tube is caught on my foot" :lmao:
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
Nope, not if she has an ass like that!.... "C'mon honey, no....,wait...uh-hang on a sec, the breathing tube is caught on my foot" :lmao:

First of all, Kourtney is prettier than Kim. But Kim's ass is just a tad excessive. Mine is huge but does not bubble out as much as hers. I just do not see why alot of men think Kim's so hot. I hate her attitude. I'd like to have Kourtney's body with Khloe's attitude. Then again, Kourtney has a douche for a boyfriend. Kim ditched her douche of a hubby so I'll give her a little credit.
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
First of all, Kourtney is prettier than Kim. But Kim's ass is just a tad excessive. Mine is huge but does not bubble out as much as hers. I just do not see why alot of men think Kim's so hot. I hate her attitude. I'd like to have Kourtney's body with Khloe's attitude. Then again, Kourtney has a douche for a boyfriend. Kim ditched her douche of a hubby so I'll give her a little credit.

Really? I think Kim is absolutely beautiful, but I will agree that her personality sucks and Kourtney has the better body.
 
She's not all that attractive without makeup. She's pretty, but not the Kim we think of.

funny-celebrity-pictures-celebs-without-makeup-kim-kardashian.jpg
 

SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
She's not all that attractive without makeup. She's pretty, but not the Kim we think of.

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IMO, lots of make-up doesn't necessarily make a woman more beautiful. Personally, I don't like the over-done makeup chick. Too much - makes me wonder what she really looks like underneath all the layers.

Looking at the 2 pics above, I think both are attractive but my eyes immediately look to the left - not b/c of the makeup but b/c of the cleavage. I'm a man and that cleavage is just screaming "Look at me!". :hot:

Also, showing off her body with a tight dress, plenty of cleavage, and an a$$ stickin out and shakin about doesn't make a woman beautiful either. It does however get people, both men and women, to look at you. Now don't get me wrong - I enjoy the view :drool: and if given the chance, I'd probably take care of bizness with her but I still think she wears too much makeup. And I certainly wouldn't want to marry her.
 

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
Natural beauty is enhanced by carefully distributed makeup. But the true measure of beauty is at the last sight of the evening and the first sight of the morning. If physical, the theory works. If spiritual or psychological, the theory works. If online, the theory fails when the browser window is closed - used to be funny, not so much anymore.
 

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
I know I've been strongly attracted to many women over the years whom, if all you had was a picture, you'd think "huh?" - but it wouldn't take five minutes in their presence for you to feel the same. I used to know an otherwise rather plain woman and I never met a guy who could ignore her. I used to say "I don't know what she has, but she has a lot of it".

Charm, manners, sensitivity, a listening ear, an infectious smile. Laughs at your jokes - and understands them. A few people really, really have it. It's impossible not to like them.
 

SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
I know I've been strongly attracted to many women over the years whom, if all you had was a picture, you'd think "huh?" - but it wouldn't take five minutes in their presence for you to feel the same. I used to know an otherwise rather plain woman and I never met a guy who could ignore her. I used to say "I don't know what she has, but she has a lot of it".

Charm, manners, sensitivity, a listening ear, an infectious smile. Laughs at your jokes - and understands them. A few people really, really have it. It's impossible not to like them.

Well said. :yay:

Looks can and will change over time. While looks are important, there are many other aspects of a person that should be considered when discussing beauty (several of them listed above). Our culture today relies too much on the visual and constantly pushes that image is everything.

A woman with a smokin hot body is great to look at but there needs to be some substance other than looks. Now it might work well for a fun booty call without any intelligent conversation but looks alone won't hold for any long-lasting meaningful relationship.
 
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