If You Believe In Online Relationships Read On

[Chain729]

You gotta problem with that??

Yes.

Slightly pear shaped.

I ran into one of those once. Sweet girl, but it was possible that I could end up eaten.

lmao... that entire song is about this forum.. lol the men and woman are all HOT and in real life do not have the balls to say the stuff they say on here in person LMAO!! So they are all in here to be hot and smart and tuff hehehe

(red karma alert!!)

There are those that say worse things in real life. Bored Mommy makes us be good.

If I was looking for easy one night stands or "friends" then dating would be easy.... but that's not my goal in life.

And why not? That should be the goal in EVERYONE'S life.

Guys that pound drunk broads make me sick

Why? Middle aged drunk women are the best Of course, there is that ethical code about making the arrangements BEFORE they're drunk....

 

[Chain729]

Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads
40-ish....................................49.

Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic..................................No breasts.

Average looking....................Moooo.

Beautiful................................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure................On medication.

Feminist.................................Fat.

Free Spirit.............................Junkie.

Friendship first.......................Former Slut

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s

Open-minded.........................Desperate.

Outgoing................................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional................. ..........#####.

Voluptuous.............................Very fat.

Large frame............................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

That goes for any "ish" or "in my x's"... 20's, 30's, etc.

 

[signora]

We call them 'fuglies'

Call it what you like - nobody is perfect and everybody has their flaws. That's the problem w/so many people they think they are perfect where their first instinct is to judge others by the outside appearance instead of seeing what the person is really like on the inside.

Take for instinct this forum, look at how many of you get mad when you get a red karma and have to post it for others to see or become a critic when you don't like somebody else's response to a thread.

We are all human-beings w/feelings and do not like to be judged/criticized by others.

 

[Chain729]

Call it what you like - nobody is perfect and everybody has their flaws. That's the problem w/so many people they think they are perfect where their first instinct is to judge others by the outside appearance instead of seeing what the person is really like on the inside.

Take for instinct this forum, look at how many of you get mad when you get a red karma and have to post it for others to see or become a critic when you don't like somebody else's response to a thread.

We are all human-beings w/feelings and do not like to be judged/criticized by others.

Anyone that says they don't judge at all is a liar.

 

[Dodgem250]

I do believe in online love and relationships, but, my real wife doesn't charge by the minute...

BUMP-BUMP!

 

[Dodgem250]

Call it what you like - nobody is perfect and everybody has their flaws. That's the problem w/so many people they think they are perfect where their first instinct is to judge others by the outside appearance instead of seeing what the person is really like on the inside.

Take for instinct this forum, look at how many of you get mad when you get a red karma and have to post it for others to see or become a critic when you don't like somebody else's response to a thread.

We are all human-beings w/feelings and do not like to be judged/criticized by others.

WRONG... Now just back up...​

People's first instinct is to judge appearance of others...
by how their friends judge the appearance of others...​

Karma on these forums means nothing anyway, its always red and I don't like red anyway... so anyway...​

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Yeah, but if I want to watch it later, should I buy a TiVo or a Direct TV DVR?

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If that's what floats your boat.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

You're a friggin idiot.

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Well, I can sleep sound tonight. You think I'm a friggin idiot.
Thanks

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Why do you write in blue? Are you sad..cold...or what?

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Because it separates me from the idiots so other readers can see the intelligent posts.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Yeah, you're a friggin idiot.

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YUP

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

I'm agreeing with some of the others - either she is taken (she could be lying), or shes overweight and afraid of rejection, or maybe shes really shy and after hearing all those stories about people hooking up after meeting online and finding out some of them are rapists and murderers, shes being very cautious.. Not saying you are any of those but.. maybe shes just being cautious..

Nothing is going to happen. I've moved on. You all should too.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Yeah, you're a friggin idiot.

 

[vraiblonde]

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Because it separates me from the idiots so other readers can see the intelligent posts.

:snort:

Why would you post your story, then say you don't want any unsolicited comments? By posting in the first place, you're soliciting feedback.



Anyway, she's either ugly or thinks she is. Obviously very insecure for some reason, so you're better off leaving that alone. Chicks with issues are bad, m'kay?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Yes, it's the top of your head....

That took some though. Did you hurt yourself?

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

Guessing it wasn't a grammar class.

Nope. But YOU caught it didn't ya Jethro.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

[Stand] [on] [a] [ladder]? I've flushed [turds] taller than you. Don't flatter yourself, doofus.

You know, you could take your own advice, and ignore people you disagree with. There's even a function on these forums to do it. Can you figure it out, doofus?

And [stop] using those [stupid] brackets [!]

Here's a bit of actual, friendly advice from someone who can actually get a piece once in a while: stop sounding so desperate and you might have better luck. Women can see just how hard up you are, and they run for the hills. That's why you are having no luck.

Do you honestly think I expected to find 'a piece,' as you so elloquently put it? I just wanted to check the intelligence level around here.

BTW "elloquently" is a big boy word.

 

[BuddyLee]

I just wanted to check the intelligence level around here.

It just went down a few points with the addition of this thread.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

[Stand] [on] [a] [ladder]? I've flushed [turds] taller than you. Don't flatter yourself, doofus.Your point??

You know, you could take your own advice, and ignore people you disagree with. There's even a function on these forums to do it. Can you figure it out, doofus? Ummmmmmm........

And [stop] using those [stupid] brackets [!] [[[[[[ ]]]]]]

Here's a bit of actual, friendly advice from someone who can actually get a piece once in a while: stop sounding so desperate and you might have better luck. Women can see just how hard up you are, and they run for the hills. That's why you are having no luck.

You actually thought I wanted to hook up. You must be one of those idiots who believes EVERYTHING you read.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

I got MMDad's slack.....

Blue doofus.

OH NO!

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

:snort:

Why would you post your story, then say you don't want any unsolicited comments? By posting in the first place, you're soliciting feedback. YUP



Anyway, she's either ugly or thinks she is. Obviously very insecure for some reason, so you're better off leaving that alone. Chicks with issues are bad, m'kay?

I know. :-\ You haven't read the whole post have you.