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PureMuscle

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"doofus??" You want to stand on a ladder and say that to my face Remember this too; computers are like TV's. If you don't like what's on, either change the channel, turn it off or just keep your trap shut.

If I want any sh*t outta you, I'll squeeze your head.

:killingme

If he won't say it, I will. I'll give you the ladder though. :lmao:
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads
40-ish....................................49.

Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.

Athletic..................................No breasts.

Average looking....................Moooo.

Beautiful................................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure................On medication.

Feminist.................................Fat.

Free Spirit.............................Junkie.

Friendship first.......................Former Slut

New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s

Open-minded.........................Desperate.

Outgoing................................Loud and embarrassing.

Professional................. ..........#####.

Voluptuous.............................Very fat.

Large frame............................Hugely fat.

Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

Average build.........................All my friends are fat too
 
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