If you could date....

[RoseRed]

If I didn't date myself, I'd never get out of the house!

 

[kwillia]

If I didn't date myself, I'd never get out of the house!

Wherever you go... there you are.... lucky you!

 

[withrespect]

If you think you wouldn't last 2 seconds with yourself, perhaps you may want to examine that and figure out why you're so irritating?

Because I am neurotic. I get on my own nerves already.

 

[Larry Gude]

If you think you wouldn't last 2 seconds with yourself, perhaps you may want to examine that and figure out why you're so irritating?

I make a great companion for myself. Guns, guitars, typing, reading, dirt bikes, love my own jokes, etc, etc. But, that wasn't the question.

 

[Railroad]

I'm so much more than datable. I pay, and I let me order whatever I want. I open the door for me and make witty comments, fascinating me with amazing facts and insights. Sometimes I even hold hands with me when in a really romantic mood, and I never get frustrated when I spend too much time dawdling over dinner or drinks. It's great feeling that total acceptance, the freedom of being myself, and enjoying those quiet, intimate moments when I gaze deeply into my eyes without saying anything. :sigh: Will I marry me?

 

[withrespect]

I'm so much more than datable. I pay, and I let me order whatever I want. I open the door for me and make witty comments, fascinating me with amazing facts and insights. Sometimes I even hold hands with me when in a really romantic mood, and I never get frustrated when I spend too much time dawdling over dinner or drinks. It's great feeling that total acceptance, the freedom of being myself, and enjoying those quiet, intimate moments when I gaze deeply into my eyes without saying anything. :sigh: Will I marry me?

 

[nobody really]

yourself, would you do it?

why not, i have sex with myself

 

[lucky_bee]

No way!

I'd only have myself to cook for and then I'd just get fat

 

[jrt_ms1995]

Does recreational sex with no emotional involvement count as dating? :shrug:

 

[ZARA]

Does recreational sex with no emotional involvement count as dating? :shrug:

That's call Hoooooooooring. Rhymes with Snoring. Sound it out...I know I spelled it wrong. I did it on purpose.

 

[BadGirl]

Of course I'd date myself.



I'm a hell of a catch.





.

 

[slotpuppy]

Of course I'd date myself.


I'm a hell of a catch.

.

Would you buy yourself a ring?

 

[withrespect]

Would you buy yourself a ring?

Chit stirrer.

 

[BadGirl]

Would you buy yourself a ring?

Hell, yeah!


I just want a bigger, better, shinier ring, and I'd make sure that I got the most glorious ring I coulld find. Tasteful, of course.....not gaudy.

 

[Pete]

I would, I rock

 

[Larry Gude]

Will I marry me?

Jeopardy:

"A schizophrenic walks into the justice of the peace..."

 

[withrespect]

Jeopardy:

"A schizophrenic walks into the justice of the peace..."

...

 

[vraiblonde]

I make a great companion for myself. Guns, guitars, typing, reading, dirt bikes, love my own jokes, etc, etc. But, that wasn't the question.

What do you think the question was?

 

[Larry Gude]

What do you think the question was?

If you could date....
yourself, would you do it?

What'd I win?

 

[SoMDGirl42]

What'd I win?

a date with yourself.