Illiterate Rednecks

[sunnydaze]

It is fine to get on her and receive good info but damn you guys talk some dumb BS. I need some brain stimulation. I bet the first thing you people do when you get up in the morning is check out southern maryland forums. Only in Southern MD.

 

[crabcake]

Hey Sunny

will you allow me to serenade you?

 

[migtig]

Originally posted by mainman
Am I a redneck? :shrug:

If ya gotta ask, the answer would be no.

But if ya answer yes to any of the following questions - ya might be a redneck:

Ever gone to a family reunion to get dates?
Are your dawg and wallet both on chains?
Do ya have more than 4 cars on blocks in your front yard?
Has your wife/girlfriends hairdo ever gotten stuck in the ceiling fan in your double-wide?
Are you missing more than half your teeth?
Do you pack for trips using grocery store plastic bags?
Have ya ever said "hold my beer for sec" followed by "hey ya'll watch this"?

I can give ya more questions to verify your redneck status if needed.

 

[mainman]

Re: Hey Sunny

Originally posted by crabcake
will you allow me to serenade you?

hey CC you are ..........

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by sunnydaze
It is fine to get on her and receive good info but damn you guys talk some dumb BS. I need some brain stimulation. I bet the first thing you people do when you get up in the morning is check out southern maryland forums. Only in Southern MD.

Is SHE someone we all know??

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by justhangn
Is SHE someone we all know??

wonder if she gets crabs at capt. leonards :shrug:

 

[Elle]

Originally posted by sunnydaze
It is fine to get on her and receive good info

If you are getting on her why would you only want info???

or was that her your redneck slang, couldn't tell from your typing?

 

[mainman]

Originally posted by migtig
Do you pack for trips using grocery store plastic bags?

I almost made it too....

And we already talked about the hold this beer thing....

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by sunnydaze
I bet the first thing you people do when you get up in the morning is check out southern maryland forums.

Well, yeah. I mean, I get my beer and cigarettes out first, but right after that....

What's your point?

 

[mainman]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Well, yeah. I mean, I get my beer and cigarettes out first, but right after that....

What's your point?

10oz bud?

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by mainman
10oz bud?

Don't be ridiculous. Why would someone go for 10 oz when they can have 12?

 

[mainman]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Don't be ridiculous.

well , you all know how dumb we is........

 

[Elle]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Don't be ridiculous. Why would someone go for 10 oz when they can have 12?

cuz it's the redneck thing to do:shrug:

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Don't be ridiculous. Why would someone go for 10 oz when they can have 12?

'cause it taste different.

 

[RoseRed]

She's just mad because no one wants to share their milk and cookies with her.

 

[sunnydaze]

ok mommy, your a real winner:flush:

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by sunnydaze
ok mommy, your a real winner

Did you hear that, everyone? I'M THE WINNER!!!! YAY!

Do I get anything for winning?

 

[Elle]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Did you hear that, everyone? I'M THE WINNER!!!! YAY!

Do I get anything for winning?

Isn't there a toaster oven floating around here somewhere?

 

[http]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Don't be ridiculous. Why would someone go for 10 oz when they can have 12?

Not this debate again. Because it makes you feel like you're drinking more, remember?

 

[sunnydaze]

I ain't havin no conversation with you all people cause you have no brain cells.specially crack head mommy