Illiterate Rednecks

[sunnydaze]

I ain't havin no conversation with you all people cause you have no brain cells.specially crack head mommy

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by http
Because it makes you feel like you're drinking more, remember?

Yeah, but I never understood that. I may be an illiterate redneck but even I know that 12 is more than 10. You'd think it would fool you into thinking you're drinking less so you can justify a second one or tenth or something.

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by sunnydaze
I ain't havin no conversation with you all people cause you have no brain cells.specially crack head mommy

Spoken like the true ghetto you is.

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by sunnydaze
specially crack head mommy

Excuse me? I get good SSI for that, thankyouveddymuch. Reduced to picking on the handicapped now, are we?

 

[RoseRed]

There she goes repeating-repeating herself.

 

[http]

Originally posted by vraiblonde
Yeah, but I never understood that. I may be an illiterate redneck but even I know that 12 is more than 10. You'd think it would fool you into thinking you're drinking less so you can justify a second one or tenth or something.

No silly, they don't count the ounces, they count the number of cans on the table. And after 6, the cans all look the same size. There's nothing like saying, "yea me and Billy just threw down 14 each. So what are you doin tonight babe?"

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by sunnydaze
Are these forums mostly illiterate red-neck St. Mary's County people?

I am not illiterate, my mom and dad were married for my conception and birth.

 

[vraiblonde]

Originally posted by http
So what are you doin tonight babe?"

Hold my six-pack and watch this!

 

[http]

Re: Re: Illiterate Rednecks

Originally posted by Pete
I am not illiterate, my mom and dad were married for my conception and birth.

And I'm not illiterate either. I just play one on the internet.

 

[crabcake]

did you hear that?

I could of sworn I just heard the sound of :flush:

did someone get 'released'?

 

[junksie]

Re: did you hear that?

Originally posted by crabcake
I could of sworn I just heard the sound of :flush:

did someone get 'released'?

can we not talk about toilets flushing please? cariblue might start talking about poop again.

 

[justhangn]

Re: Re: did you hear that?

Originally posted by junksie
can we not talk about toilets flushing please? cariblue might start talking about poop again.

Are you getting tired of the fecal spew already?

 

[mainman]

Re: Re: Re: did you hear that?

Originally posted by justhangn
Are you getting tired of the fecal spew already?

dude, you have such a way with words.. Have you ever considered Hallmark?

 

[Kain99]

Re: Re: Re: Re: did you hear that?

Originally posted by mainman
dude, you have such a way with words.. Have you ever considered Hallmark?

Yeah Dude really!

 

[Ken King]

Originally posted by sunnydaze
Are these forums mostly illiterate red-neck St. Mary's County people?

Nope, it's mostly the illiterate redneck transplants to the area that post here, like you. The remainder are literate southern Maryland residents.

 

[fddog]

Re: Re: Illiterate Rednecks

Originally posted by Ken King
Nope, it's mostly the illiterate redneck transplants to the area that post here, like you. The remainder are literate southern Maryland residents.

What you talkin about king i ams iliterate

 

[TWLs wife]

Sorry , about the rude rednecks

There are some smart people around here. You just need to know where to look. So far not bad.

 

[Ken King]

Re: Re: Re: Illiterate Rednecks

Originally posted by fddog
What you talkin about king i ams iliterate

There are always exceptions.

 

[fddog]

:shrug:

 

[yardsalequeen]

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